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Cat got your breath?

Hope someone comes in your aid

Nope

What do you do?

76 Suggestions for “Cat got your breath?”

  1. LolaDaRogue says:

    Use the sword!

  2. Yomojo says:

    Use the undescribable horn in an undescribable way

  3. Paul says:

    For crying out loud… James must have some special “socially ackward”/ADHD powers to save him from this!
    OR
    Well, you’re screwed.

  4. Oddball says:

    next

  5. Zoom Baby says:

    Congratulate Sloth for working so hard on finding you.

  6. Bob says:

    Through your heart into a lake so she can’t have it.

  7. Camail says:

    Quick! Compliment her!

  8. TargetR says:

    Tell her that you and her can do anything you want if she just gets rid of Sloth.

  9. Kodyack says:

    Breathe a sigh of relief at the sight of sloth falling asleep again.

  10. Blue_Elite says:

    Pit Sloth and Lust against one another.

    OR

    Point out Lust is making Sloth do all the work.

  11. Iknownothing says:

    tell her she’s ugly and you would rather get eaten by sloth than touch her again, the go over to sloth and give him a cup of coffie, and then RUN LIKE HELL

  12. Iknownothing says:

    or
    just die painfully

  13. Kouk says:

    Tell Lust your heart already belongs to another. Then point out the contradiction of Sloth chasing after you and following someone else’s orders.

    OR

    Just one of those.

  14. Kouk says:

    OR

    As above, but replace “tell” with “gasp out.”

  15. Gadora says:

    Hope harder.

  16. Just_In_Me says:

    Point out that Sloth is really a super athlete: he managed to get to James in time didn’t he? He therefor is the name ‘Sloth’ unworthy and can’t possibly be a Sin.

  17. Just_In_Me says:

    OR

    Kick her in order to escape.

  18. Just_In_Me says:

    Or

    Be quite safe since Sloth is a Sloth: he won’t be doing much at all.

  19. Timothy says:

    Cast liquify on something.

  20. Bloodmoon says:

    Kick her off, cast Fleetfeet, and use the deadliest spell you’ll have for the 1-2 mana left.

  21. Jeff says:

    Emergency self-vasectomy.

  22. briambo says:

    Tell Lust that your heart belongs to Jane and congratulate Sloth on working so hard to find you.

  23. N/A says:

    Liquify her face, then cast Fleetfeet on you to annoy Sloth by running rings around him. Also, blow raspberried. Hehe, Sloth.

  24. romberto says:

    kiss her front

  25. Dellis says:

    Understand you have no chance without the last member of your party you need to meet again… and hope harder.

  26. Dellis says:

    OR just

    Hope harder

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