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Deniad

Only talk to the king with a horrible accent

So far so good.

What do you do?

34 Suggestions for “Deniad”

  1. Edgar Fleming says:

    First! use the magic sword to create a copy of the king that tells you how awesome you are.

  2. briambo says:

    wear the mouth blocking device like a grill. This brotha needs some bling-bling!

  3. EpicAdventurer says:

    make a mouth blocker what ever that is using your sword or summon walrus for no reason

  4. Lancer says:

    Strike a deal with the King: you help them win this game, and they join your fight against the hellspawn.

    OR

    Ask what “the game” and “house dragonborn” are.

  5. TSSL says:

    Suddenly realize that Fertf insulted you.

  6. Jack says:

    Become Sir James of Awesome.

  7. Drillgorg says:

    Agree to fight in exchange for an alliance with them.

  8. Iknownothing says:

    use the bathroom/toilet

  9. Yomojo says:

    Next

  10. PiƱa says:

    Demand money for your services

  11. Azreal says:

    Ask if you can be called King James.

    OR

    Be Knighted.

  12. redfishfire says:

    show them your intelligence stat to show how not dumb you are

  13. Tim says:

    Break it down.

  14. zeta-mus says:

    Acting natural is suspicious, so act suspicious to make them think nothing’s wrong

  15. ka'elin says:

    tell him you and everyone in that room that they lost “the game”

    (btw we all lost it)

  16. Misharu says:

    receive your awesome new knight title in the most epic way possible

  17. Frenzygirl says:

    Realize the king can easily beat you up./Steal his crown. It’s not like he needs it.

  18. warjackle says:

    tell them that if you win(hopefuly you will) they will fight the hellspawn if you lose you get the intire party of people you came with as slaves(or just greed)

  19. Liefizul says:

    Tell them that you need experience during your stay. Lots and lots of experience.

  20. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Murder Montage?

  21. A innocent bystander says:

    Suggest a muzzle.

  22. Riaxh says:

    comment on how ugly they all are.

  23. crazycolorz5 says:

    Pretend to obey, but don’t.
    or
    Next.

  24. DKB says:

    Wear armour

  25. James says:

    You need lots, and lots, and lots, of enticing experience.

  26. Necromantic says:

    Point out that all of these gladiators would probably be more useful killing hellspawn than they are killing each other.
    or
    Ask why it’s a temporary throne room

  27. PHANTOM says:

    Drop the accent and compliment the emperor on his beard before asking how many battles you would be required to fight before being freed.

  28. Blue_Elite says:

    Learn to speak clearly with your mouth covered.

    OR

    Get some new threads.

  29. Digitalwolf says:

    Be questionably gaged…

  30. Sarcastic Samurai says:

    Show the king your epicness.

  31. Loof says:

    Convince the king to start a war with Fathore (or whatever Ray’s kingdom was called.)

  32. derp says:

    use the sword to continue talking in a funny accent to the king despite being mouth gaged

  33. Kouk says:

    Agree to help the king if he helps you with the hellspawn.

  34. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Drop the accent and get serious.

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