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Everyone looks under 18 here

Find a place to rest for a while to restore health and mana

Apperantly that reporter is still alive…and no longer showing interest in you.

What do you do?

39 Suggestions for “Everyone looks under 18 here”

  1. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Ask if she knows Techy with the biggest grin you can muster.

  2. Kodyack says:

    Surpass All Expectations

  3. Yomojo says:

    Speak to the ruler person

  4. Azreal says:

    Ask her what she knows about the Three Stupid Knights.

    OR

    Recieve creepy ninja hug from Lust.

  5. hydrowolfy says:

    Be oblivious to her affection

  6. ThatGUY says:

    Ask if she knows Techy because all dwarves know one another.

  7. ChaoticBrain says:

    Seconding both of Azreal’s suggestions.

  8. Riaxh says:

    ask for the magazine issue.

  9. PHANTOM says:

    Thirding both of Azreal’s suggestions.

  10. Masterblade600 says:

    Not more adoring fans…. QUICK RUN!!!

  11. Angryguy says:

    She seens cold, give her a hug.

  12. TSSL says:

    Try to find out more about this “cute knight” so you can brag about how much better you are.

  13. DN says:

    prepare yourself to combat lust and after realising that nothing happend, ask her about the three Knights.

  14. elpenguino says:

    wonder why you’re sat on snow inside

  15. bardvlw says:

    Inquire about the details of the Three Knights.

  16. danielor16 says:

    Do some nasty stuff to summon Lust. Like holding hands.

  17. Just_In_Me says:

    Aquire more info on those damn knights stealing your spotlight.

  18. that guy says:

    she seems cold, give her a hug

  19. zeta-mus says:

    Abuse your popularity
    or
    Ask if she’s ever heard of anyone named Techy
    or
    Ask who is the dwarf ambassador

  20. Limette says:

    Where the fuck is Deblin?

  21. Misharu says:

    Ask where you could find some magical bewbs in the enclave.

  22. pieman170 says:

    thank her with a kiss:3

  23. Vayne Rumar says:

    Read the aforementioned magazine.

    OR

    Ask how old Denice is.

    OR

    Show off.

  24. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Show that you are tolerant of dwarfs by drinking as much as possible.

  25. Cathral says:

    Learn about the knights and get mad learning they are getting credit for your great deeds!

  26. Syaoran says:

    THIRD SIN DEMON THINGY TIME! FACE THE FINAL HORROR THIS CURSE HAS BROUGHT HEAD ON!!!!!!

  27. TJ says:

    Write an angry letter saying that if they’re not watching “The One” it shouldn’t be called “The One Watch”.

  28. me123 says:

    Go to the Enclave

  29. Shadow says:

    Ask her to see the newest “The One Watch”.

  30. Tim Thomason says:

    Whatever you do, DON’T bring up Techy. He’s a murderous pirate captain who probably has dishonored his people and a mere mention of knowing him would get you exiled.

  31. Guywhoisman says:

    Make an unfunny joke and ask to see the newest “One Watch”.

  32. Blue_Elite says:

    Ask Lust if she’s going to join you to see the king or stay outside.

    OR

    Feel dwarfed by Bandelin and try to absorb the irony.

  33. Layman says:

    Make some more of that Exp potion

  34. Layman says:

    On second thought, fill in the map with all the places you’ve been. I think we forgot about our ORIGINAL, original quest. Maybe get bonus xp for the new continent.

  35. Kouk says:

    Find out where Techy’s house is and egg it.

  36. Camail says:

    Look around the room.

  37. necoo says:

    i 2nd kouk for the egg techy’s house thing

  38. Dinosaur Chicken says:

    Summon Lust!

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