Ask which person in the party brought her here
It is starting to bother you how her chat box colour does not match that of her skin or clothe…of her skin.
What do you do?
Think about ugly people taking cold showers. Think about ugly people taking cold showers. THINK ABOUT UGLY PEOPLE TAKING COLD SHOWERS.
Explain to Lust that she has to be Generosity in disguise because of the color of her chat box.
SEX CHANGE FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!! (Either yourself or her.)
Cast liquify on her face, washing away all her makeup reveling her natural skin tone which matches her chat box
Be safe and use a condoR.
Or…
Protect yourself by using a “Magic Armor.”
Tell her that you prefer women with a better personality.
I second TSSL. Sex change.
Try to not get seduced.
Ruin the moment.
OR
Be saved by someone interrupting the moment.
Ask for the back story behind her chat box colour.
next
or furat actor
Tell her you need to put on your robe and wizard hat first.
Think of the most vile, repulsive, and hideous thing you have ever experienced
Looks like it’s high time to try out that ghost spell.
Do a saving throw for “Lust resist check”.
Get Deblin over here.
I agree with the sex change idea. Turn her into a guy.
THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A BARD!!! PUT THAT CHARISMA TO WORK. BEAT LUST AT HER OWN GAME! EXHAUST LUST lol ;P
Bow chicka wow woee
or Liquefy the roof. MAGIC COLD SHOWER
Be distracted while trying to figure out what it was about One Watch that interested Krinn.
Become traumatized when you find out what’s green about her.
Think about Granny Woodrock.
Be rudely/gratefully/ackwardly interrupted
Incinerate her hair.
Cast Ghost to insure avoidance of physical contact
Invite Lust to join the party by introducing her to deblins shiny wing. Or Give in all ready!
find her green cloths
Cast magic armor on her! (You know like if it was a chastity belt.)
Think about Jane, love beats lust just like paper beats rock!
I second it because it’s epic. XD
Freezolate self.
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Think about ugly people taking cold showers. Think about ugly people taking cold showers. THINK ABOUT UGLY PEOPLE TAKING COLD SHOWERS.
Explain to Lust that she has to be Generosity in disguise because of the color of her chat box.
SEX CHANGE FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!! (Either yourself or her.)
Cast liquify on her face, washing away all her makeup reveling her natural skin tone which matches her chat box
Be safe and use a condoR.
Or…
Protect yourself by using a “Magic Armor.”
Tell her that you prefer women with a better personality.
I second TSSL. Sex change.
Try to not get seduced.
Ruin the moment.
OR
Be saved by someone interrupting the moment.
OR
Ask for the back story behind her chat box colour.
next
or furat actor
Tell her you need to put on your robe and wizard hat first.
Think of the most vile, repulsive, and hideous thing you have ever experienced
Looks like it’s high time to try out that ghost spell.
Do a saving throw for “Lust resist check”.
Get Deblin over here.
I agree with the sex change idea. Turn her into a guy.
THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A BARD!!! PUT THAT CHARISMA TO WORK.
BEAT LUST AT HER OWN GAME! EXHAUST LUST
lol ;P
Bow chicka wow woee
or
Liquefy the roof.
MAGIC COLD SHOWER
Be distracted while trying to figure out what it was about One Watch that interested Krinn.
OR
Become traumatized when you find out what’s green about her.
Think about Granny Woodrock.
Be rudely/gratefully/ackwardly interrupted
Incinerate her hair.
Cast Ghost to insure avoidance of physical contact
Invite Lust to join the party by introducing her to deblins shiny wing.
Or
Give in all ready!
find her green cloths
Cast magic armor on her! (You know like if it was a chastity belt.)
Think about Jane, love beats lust just like paper beats rock!
Be safe and use a condoR.
I second it because it’s epic. XD
Freezolate self.