Get to the dwarven ruler, so you can rejoin the action as fast as possible
Wait, did she just say the guy’s been alone in there for several weeks?
What do you do?
Run into the door talking as loudly as possible.
Use “Meet Ailing Dwarfen Leader” tatic #2142
take deblins shiny wing within.
Introduce yourself as Elven Ambassador and Dragonborn Knight James Woodrock. Now, your introduction is half-way accurate.
Enter the room with an already shocked look on your face at the possibly gross scene before you.
Be the best ambassador you can be.
Remove the candle on the wall, its obviously poisoned. What’s up with the candles?
Stab him to see if he is a Hellspawn imposter.
Burst in dramatically.
OR
Send for healers and burst in dramatically.
Run inside and liquify all the candles.
Enter in the most toughest manner you can.
Sexchange yourself, how could going into the chanber of a man who has been alone for several weeks in form of a woman possibly go wrong? or liquify the door and run in screaming
alone? 3 weeks? bury his corpse…
Ask her to go in first as a shield.
Storm into the kings room and cast Purge!
Walk in and order a pizza.
I second Wolfe M. Howle
pretend to be Techy.
barge in. Be loud and irritating.
Waltz in and give him a hug
put something over your mouth so you won’t catch the disease and barge in with a lot of noise.
Burst in through the wall and cast Purge.
Ask what his symptoms are.
Enter and pray that he isn’t dead.
Loot the king.
Meet Techy’s father
Purge Techy’s father from being a hellspawn!
Don’t do anything impulsive
Enter with your sword at the ready, but don’t attack unless he charges at you.
be afraid, be very afraid.
INB4 IT’S A MONSTER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
Enter nonchalantly
walk in, and smell something gross
Think of a cool middle name for yourself.
Do a dramatic entry.
Howlers idea is good.
Try to have a casual conversation with his corpse
Purge
Uncover a conspiracy.
Burst in dramatically and see something horrible.
Manage some diplomacy on him.
try to sneak into the room?
Attempt to resurrect the no doubt dead dwarven ruler.
Oh dear, a fell mood. Let’s hope that this fortress have the right materials in stock.
Ask if there is any chance that he’s dead.
check to see if he’s a hellspawn don’t do anything drastic or assume he’s a hellspawn, kill him
Bring a cake, there’s a decent chance he missed his birthday in those weeks.
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Run into the door talking as loudly as possible.
Use “Meet Ailing Dwarfen Leader” tatic #2142
take deblins shiny wing within.
Introduce yourself as Elven Ambassador and Dragonborn Knight James Woodrock. Now, your introduction is half-way accurate.
Enter the room with an already shocked look on your face at the possibly gross scene before you.
Be the best ambassador you can be.
Remove the candle on the wall, its obviously poisoned. What’s up with the candles?
Stab him to see if he is a Hellspawn imposter.
Burst in dramatically.
OR
Send for healers and burst in dramatically.
OR
Run inside and liquify all the candles.
Enter in the most toughest manner you can.
Sexchange yourself, how could going into the chanber of a man who has been alone for several weeks in form of a woman possibly go wrong?
or
liquify the door and run in screaming
alone? 3 weeks? bury his corpse…
Ask her to go in first as a shield.
Storm into the kings room and cast Purge!
Walk in and order a pizza.
I second Wolfe M. Howle
pretend to be Techy.
barge in. Be loud and irritating.
Waltz in and give him a hug
put something over your mouth so you won’t catch the disease and barge in with a lot of noise.
Burst in through the wall and cast Purge.
Ask what his symptoms are.
Enter and pray that he isn’t dead.
Loot the king.
Meet Techy’s father
Purge Techy’s father from being a hellspawn!
Don’t do anything impulsive
Enter with your sword at the ready, but don’t attack unless he charges at you.
be afraid, be very afraid.
INB4 IT’S A MONSTER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
Enter nonchalantly
walk in, and smell something gross
Think of a cool middle name for yourself.
Do a dramatic entry.
Howlers idea is good.
Try to have a casual conversation with his corpse
OR
Purge
Uncover a conspiracy.
Burst in dramatically and see something horrible.
Manage some diplomacy on him.
try to sneak into the room?
Attempt to resurrect the no doubt dead dwarven ruler.
Oh dear, a fell mood. Let’s hope that this fortress have the right materials in stock.
Ask if there is any chance that he’s dead.
check to see if he’s a hellspawn don’t do anything drastic
or
assume he’s a hellspawn, kill him
Bring a cake, there’s a decent chance he missed his birthday in those weeks.