Receive your awesome new knight title in the most epic way possible

If we ignore the fact that Megan and Krinn ruined your ceremony, this is pretty epic.
What do you do?
Receive your awesome new knight title in the most epic way possible

If we ignore the fact that Megan and Krinn ruined your ceremony, this is pretty epic.
What do you do?
Do as your told.
Do as you’re told *
Declare yourself Sir James of Awesome as you escape.
Could you tell them that they ruined your ceremony for your knight title, please?
Run.
Run, James.
Use this moment as an opportunity to make the world a better place. Oh, and try not to get killed in the process.
Escape in a manner befitting that of an ambassador.
OR
Escape in a manner befitting that of a knight.
OR
Escape in a manner befitting that of a fool.
Loot whatever you can as you escape.
Apologize to the king, and explain how this was just one big misunderstanding. Then you can look back and laugh…
OR
Tell Krinn to take it easy; a pregnant women should not be jump-kicking.
Quickly knight yourself with the king’s sword.
Thank Megan in a very condescending way. Thank Krinn sincerely though, you want to stay in the good books of a rogue.
Explain what is going on, to both sides and apologize.
Do a victory dance.
pull the most annoyed face you can.
ditch the armour and RUN.
Rescue the King!
tell them to remember this as the day that they nearly caught Captain james Woodrock.
Blame it on the slow bureaucracy!
Deliver an epic one liner as you escape. This was all part of your plan anyways.
Blame Megan for ruining your knighting.
OR
Pretend you don’t know these people.
Run in exactly the wrong direction.
run away makeing sure you keep your sword but not your overly heavy armor
Save the king!