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Lady patrol of failure

Receive your awesome new knight title in the most epic way possible

If we ignore the fact that Megan and Krinn ruined your ceremony, this is pretty epic.

What do you do?

24 Suggestions for “Lady patrol of failure”

  1. Dellis says:

    Do as your told.

  2. Dellis says:

    Do as you’re told *

  3. Jack says:

    Declare yourself Sir James of Awesome as you escape.

  4. Musleblast the Ultimate Gamer says:

    Could you tell them that they ruined your ceremony for your knight title, please?

  5. MrPlow says:

    Run.

  6. Tim says:

    Run, James.

  7. Just_In_Me says:

    Use this moment as an opportunity to make the world a better place. Oh, and try not to get killed in the process.

  8. JamestheElf says:

    Escape in a manner befitting that of an ambassador.
    OR
    Escape in a manner befitting that of a knight.
    OR
    Escape in a manner befitting that of a fool.

  9. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Loot whatever you can as you escape.

  10. Vayne Rumar says:

    Apologize to the king, and explain how this was just one big misunderstanding. Then you can look back and laugh…

    OR

    Tell Krinn to take it easy; a pregnant women should not be jump-kicking.

  11. TJ says:

    Quickly knight yourself with the king’s sword.

  12. Max says:

    Thank Megan in a very condescending way. Thank Krinn sincerely though, you want to stay in the good books of a rogue.

  13. Liefizul says:

    Explain what is going on, to both sides and apologize.

  14. Ragnarok says:

    Do a victory dance.

  15. Mouldcube says:

    pull the most annoyed face you can.

  16. Riaxh says:

    ditch the armour and RUN.

  17. bardvlw says:

    Rescue the King!

  18. Riaxh says:

    tell them to remember this as the day that they nearly caught Captain james Woodrock.

  19. OxygenHr says:

    Blame it on the slow bureaucracy!

  20. Fishtie says:

    Deliver an epic one liner as you escape. This was all part of your plan anyways.

  21. Blue_Elite says:

    Blame Megan for ruining your knighting.

    OR

    Pretend you don’t know these people.

  22. TSSL says:

    Run in exactly the wrong direction.

  23. warjackle says:

    run away makeing sure you keep your sword but not your overly heavy armor

  24. MasterBlade says:

    Save the king!

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