Celebrate a job well done with ice cream
As if preparing ice cream in a dwarven colony wasn’t hard enough…
What do you do?
Demand to know who summoned this sin.
Turn around and say hi to lust.
Try not to stare at Lust for too long.
Or
Yell at whoever ruined your ice cream.
Offer lust your ice cream to cool down.
big balls of fire
Try not to make another enemy.
bore her with a story of your youth maybe that will turn her off.
Kick Lust in the balls.
Tell Lust that it’s just her.
Drink your icecream!
Realize that Lust is a man.
Check the new Sin?
Throw your ruined ice cream at whoever ruined it.
OR
Freezolate your ice cream so you can eat it.
Yell at the newcomer for ruining your ice cream
Ask Lust out on a date.
I second BCH or ask who summoned this sin
Throw a rant on how you never deserved to be cursed in this way, and how all of the sins are ruining your quest to save the world.
or
Throw a party–the curse is almost over!
Throw both, at the same time.
Question the lines going through her text.
Try to enjoy the cone
OH GOD IT’S ARCHER!
See what new annoying sin has come.
Thats the liar sin isn’t it?
Your friend Broke Greed, your monstrosity vapourised Pride. Watch to see what your melted ice cream will do to Lust.
Ask lust what s/he wants and get over it already.
Notice a lot of things you find irritating about Lust and be extremely turned off.
Cast sex change on ???.
Which sin?
stare.
Next
Cast Incinerate on yourself to prove Lust wrong while saying something like “No, it’s me.”
Fail your “escape infatuation” roll.
Laugh at how ugly Lust is.
Goodness! Put some clothes on!
Think about Jane.
blame the little dot in the middle of your curse
Ignore whoever’s talking to you, important matters are at hand!
Douse yourself with water to prevent combustion.
Invent the worst pick-up-line of all time.
Find whoever said that totally unattractive no matter how attractive they may be.
Turn to yell at ??? but have the words get caught in your mouth.
Ask Lust if she’s here because of your unresolved feelings towards Krinn.
Ask Lust if she’s here because of your unresolved feelings towards Deblin.
Look at whoever just said that and don’t act surprised.
Cast Sex Change and Locust Swarm on whatever said that.
Craft and equip a chastity belt; you can never be too careful.
Go berserk over the loss of your beloved ice cream
ignore Lust
Cut of your elven reproductive organs with the axe of manliness.
Welcome Generosity by throwing your icecream in her face.
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Demand to know who summoned this sin.
Turn around and say hi to lust.
Try not to stare at Lust for too long.
Or
Yell at whoever ruined your ice cream.
Offer lust your ice cream to cool down.
big balls of fire
Try not to make another enemy.
bore her with a story of your youth maybe that will turn her off.
Kick Lust in the balls.
Tell Lust that it’s just her.
Drink your icecream!
Realize that Lust is a man.
Check the new Sin?
Throw your ruined ice cream at whoever ruined it.
OR
Freezolate your ice cream so you can eat it.
Yell at the newcomer for ruining your ice cream
Ask Lust out on a date.
I second BCH
or
ask who summoned this sin
Throw a rant on how you never deserved to be cursed in this way, and how all of the sins are ruining your quest to save the world.
or
Throw a party–the curse is almost over!
or
Throw both, at the same time.
Question the lines going through her text.
Try to enjoy the cone
OH GOD IT’S ARCHER!
See what new annoying sin has come.
Thats the liar sin isn’t it?
Your friend Broke Greed, your monstrosity vapourised Pride. Watch to see what your melted ice cream will do to Lust.
Ask lust what s/he wants and get over it already.
Notice a lot of things you find irritating about Lust and be extremely turned off.
Cast sex change on ???.
Which sin?
stare.
Next
or
Cast Incinerate on yourself to prove Lust wrong while saying something like “No, it’s me.”
Fail your “escape infatuation” roll.
Laugh at how ugly Lust is.
Goodness! Put some clothes on!
Think about Jane.
blame the little dot in the middle of your curse
Ignore whoever’s talking to you, important matters are at hand!
Douse yourself with water to prevent combustion.
OR
Invent the worst pick-up-line of all time.
Find whoever said that totally unattractive no matter how attractive they may be.
OR
Turn to yell at ??? but have the words get caught in your mouth.
OR
Ask Lust if she’s here because of your unresolved feelings towards Krinn.
OR
Ask Lust if she’s here because of your unresolved feelings towards Deblin.
Look at whoever just said that and don’t act surprised.
Cast Sex Change and Locust Swarm on whatever said that.
OR
Craft and equip a chastity belt; you can never be too careful.
Go berserk over the loss of your beloved ice cream
ignore Lust
Cut of your elven reproductive organs with the axe of manliness.
Welcome Generosity by throwing your icecream in her face.