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Phoenix!

Kill her pet, see how she likes it

Ok, now we know that Phoenix is not a damaging spell.

What do you do?

43 Suggestions for “Phoenix!”

  1. Riaxh says:

    ask why.

  2. CMP says:

    Liquify her blindfold to distract her.

  3. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Watch CondoR be reborn.

  4. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Prove her wrong about getting what you want, summon icecream.

  5. /sher says:

    Sing her a song to the contrary.

  6. Loof says:

    Kill some Hellspawn and get your mana back.

  7. Koyal says:

    Of course Phoenix is a damaging spell, it has to be! Phoenix yourself to make sure.

  8. DN says:

    stab condor
    or
    stab her
    or
    stab yourself
    or
    be rescued by your friends

  9. Hero122 says:

    Realize that your personal sorrows have been much more then this stupid quest.

  10. ka'elin says:

    make an appropriate intellectual comment

  11. zeta-mus says:

    Ask her why does she care about you so much
    or
    Take off her blindfold

  12. Just_In_Me says:

    You are sooo in dire need of a shoulder to cry on so kiss her to shut her up.

  13. Jack says:

    Win the moral victory.

  14. Jack says:

    OR

    Ask her what the eighth Sin is.

  15. Niriw says:

    Ask her what she wants from you

  16. Necromantic says:

    You totally meant to do that, you jusy wanted a truce.

  17. Crazycolorz5 says:

    Ask her what ‘another’ means. Trisyllabic words are tough to hear.

  18. pieman170 says:

    ask her why you can not continue

  19. TJ says:

    No seriously, listen to her.

  20. valen c. says:

    Sit down and listen, really listen.

  21. Secret Agent 000 says:

    She’s obviously powered by malice, hate and anger.
    Give her a hug, and she’ll be rendered powerless and explode into a burst of darkness! Or something.

  22. Just_In_Me says:

    Secret Agent 000 says:
    May 30, 2011 at 9:38 am

    She’s obviously powered by malice, hate and anger.
    Give her a hug, and she’ll be rendered powerless and explode into a burst of darkness! Or something.
    —————————-

    I second this

  23. Piña says:

    Discuss the situation over a nice refreshing glass of applenade

  24. Blue_Elite says:

    Ask who she is.

    OR

    Ask why she’s working for Verzavt.

    OR

    Debate.

  25. Bloodmoon says:

    Wonder why any single buff spell took up 9 bars of mana.

  26. DKB says:

    Seduce her

  27. Realmhopper says:

    Use your sword, silly elf.

  28. Drillgorg says:

    Figure out that she is Gloria.

  29. Technomancer says:

    Use your sword of Manadan on condoR

  30. Reply that its kinda your job and or hobbey for saveing the world against verzavt

  31. Wizician of the West says:

    Sit back and relax, this is the part your friends rescue you.

  32. ChaoticBrain says:

    “Wonder why any single buff spell took up 9 bars of mana.”

    Because Phoenix is obviously a spell to revive fallen allies. If it were less expensive, death would be unbelievably cheap.

  33. Oddball says:

    Next.

  34. honeyman says:

    Listen to boring speech

  35. Lolrus says:

    Faint from pure pressure.

  36. Misharu says:

    Apologize and ask her how to save everyone and get out of here.

  37. necoo says:

    cry from your own powerlessness

  38. Dellis says:

    She’s obviously powered by malice, hate and anger.
    Give her a hug, and she’ll be rendered powerless and explode into a burst of darkness! Or something.

    I third that. But leave out her exploding, she seems to be a good person XD

  39. Just_In_Me says:

    yeah, I also would like to leave the exploding part out. :)

  40. Vayne Rumar says:

    Ask the Apprentice what her stake is in all this skullduggery.

    OR

    Turn your sword into a giant saltine cracker and jam it down the bird’s throat.

  41. Hennjo says:

    Wonder how one spell took up ALL your mana

  42. Myself says:

    Do something competent for once

  43. Dramatically ask her why

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