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Return of the coward

Become the champion

You do that.

What do you do?

33 Suggestions for “Return of the coward”

  1. hydrowolfy says:

    Only talk to the king with a horrible accent.

  2. Tim says:

    To the king. Posthaste, my good man!

  3. Kgummy says:

    Grow into it, with magic.

  4. BatterySphere says:

    Talk to the king in an accent so strange he won’t know what you’re saying.
    and/or
    Imitate Techy.

  5. redfishfire says:

    The king is one of your friends some how, but dont remember who as you usually do.

  6. Vayne Rumar says:

    Cast Levitate on the armor so you can walk while wearing it.

  7. Caff says:

    act as a peasant in front of the king

  8. Musleblast the Ultimate Gamer says:

    I second Vayne Rumar.

  9. Niriw says:

    Save the Gladiators like you did with the slaves

  10. CommanderDulton says:

    Use the sword to carry your armor. Your out of mana.

  11. CommanderDulton says:

    Scratch my lst comment. we somehow gained back half our mana bar… >.>

    Cast grant strentgh on yourself and look really buff.

    OR

    Act like Techy.

  12. zoob da noob says:

    hi me again. TALK like Techy to the king. Everyone likes his vocie

  13. Ragnarok says:

    TO THE KING!

  14. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Wait! This is your chance to get launched out of a catapult. You just have to insult one more king.

  15. Loof says:

    Cast “Grant strength” on yourself and proceed to make a(n even bigger) fool of yourself in front of the king.

  16. Necromantic says:

    Find the rest of your party.

  17. Koyal says:

    Amplify yourself so the armor will fit properly.

  18. Myself says:

    Grow into it

  19. Riaxh says:

    I second Myself

    or

    get knighted.

  20. PiƱa says:

    Amplify your muscles

  21. Duck says:

    Inventory the armor and keep going.

  22. Blue_Elite says:

    Get quest before getting knighted.

  23. Riaxh says:

    pretend you are a tortoise, and curl up into your armour.

  24. Supernerd says:

    Cast Grant Strength on yourself!

  25. warjackle says:

    convince the king that as a mage the armor will Never do…maybe a lighter smaller verison is better?
    Or
    “accidently” get fired out of a catapult to get out of the king talking buisness

  26. Liefizul says:

    Demand the King’s daughter as your bride for becoming the champion, only to leave her at the altar.

  27. honeyman says:

    Fail at standing up

  28. necoo says:

    ask for custom made armor, every champion should have custom made armor

  29. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Cast Mage Armour instead.

  30. PHANTOM says:

    Confuzzle them and run away.

  31. Shadow says:

    Cast Grant Strenght so you can stand up.

  32. OxygenHr says:

    Convince them you’re crazy so they let you go. Just act normal, it’ll do the trick.

  33. Yomojo says:

    second all grant strength comments

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