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Royalocide

Quickly knight yourself with the king’s sword

I hereby don you sir James Woodrock “The stupid”.

What do you do?

48 Suggestions for “Royalocide”

  1. Kgummy says:

    Become the King.

  2. Loof says:

    Pocket the sword and run away.

  3. cmp says:

    We don’t even get a fourth of our exp bar filled for killing a level 40 king? Lame…

    Anyway.

    Get the hell out of there!

  4. Loof says:

    And it’s called regicide

  5. GMchris says:

    @Loof

    Don’t you use your smart on me, boy.

  6. VDOgamez says:

    If we were going to become the champion for killing their champion, it seems you’ve just become king!

  7. Jack says:

    Spin the story so that you look like a hero for killing the King.

  8. Doomcat says:

    Use you’re new knightly wisdom to GET THE HELL OUT

  9. warjackle says:

    level up for killing the old wise king ect

  10. warjackle says:

    level up for killing the old wise king ect

  11. Mark says:

    LESS THAN 1/4 of Exp bar for killing 40 level? What’s going on!

  12. bardvlw says:

    Definitely should have rocketed a level….

    Become trheir king.

  13. Gogoonthe says:

    Take his crown and call yourself king.

  14. Realmhopper says:

    Just how is EXP calculated, anyways? A measure of effort or what?

  15. MasterBlade says:

    Become king.

  16. Liefizul says:

    Go on a quest to resurrect the king, so, y’know, they don’t skin you and eat you alive.

  17. Level up for killing a Lvl 40 King

  18. Riaxh says:

    LEAVE THE COUNTRY. CHANGE YOUR NAME. CHANGE YOUR FACE. CHANGE YOUR GENDER.

  19. Riaxh says:

    level up from from the assist kill.

  20. terroc says:

    at least we get experience for being stupid

  21. Piña says:

    Draw pupils on his eyelids, no one will ever know the difference

  22. ChaoticBrain says:

    Meh, he was clearly evil anyway.

  23. honeyman says:

    go into a nervous breakdown

  24. Just_In_Me says:

    Proclaim yourself as the new king of the Dragonborn.

  25. Just_In_Me says:

    That, and level up for killing something worthy of monstrous EXP.

  26. Shadow says:

    Act like some evil warlock made you do that.

  27. Wizician of the West says:

    whatever you do don’t start another war.

  28. Azreal says:

    I think I gave the DM ideas, sorry. Anyway:

    Christen yourself King James and stage a royal retreat.

  29. Uberredheadofdoom says:

    Get insane XP for killing someone who had 33 levels on you.

    OR

    Become king.

    OR

    Give the sword to Ray, you have a magic sword already.

    OR

    Try using two swords at once and fail.

  30. Gir says:

    Declare yourself new king, then go corrupt.

  31. DJisbored says:

    Gain an incredible amount of exp.

  32. necoo says:

    did…did you just gain exp…. i think its about time to run

  33. Red says:

    Wait, shouldn’t you be gain like 10 levels?

  34. DKB says:

    Level up!(?)

  35. DKB says:

    And isn’t the word “Regicide”?

  36. PHANTOM says:

    Keep calm and walk out of the city like nothing ever happened.

  37. Tim Thomason says:

    You killed a man. Was he evil? Maybe. Was he going to kill you? Possibly.

    But you still killed him. You ceased his beating heart. You extinguished the light that was King Denias from these lands forever.

    You killed a man. Well, Dragonborn, but a Dragonborn man.

    Is he any different from you? Just because he looks like your enemy does not make him your enemy.

    You killed him with no other reason than your own ignorance.

    You shall, nay You Must wander the world and seek atonement for the death of King Denias.

  38. Doomcat says:

    Have another sin show up

  39. Frenzygirl says:

    Gogoonthe, seconded.

  40. Sarcastic Samurai says:

    Run

  41. A innocent bystander says:

    RUN FOR YOUR PUNY LIFE!!!!

  42. Misharu says:

    Realize the political quagmire you’re now in and run.

  43. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Gain Good Karma for killing such an evil being.

  44. Koyal says:

    Ask your party if this is one of those cultures where whoever kills the king takes his place.

  45. JamestheElf says:

    @Tim Thomason
    We didn’t kill him. He fell on our sword… While we were above him… and holding said sword. But look, he is grasping it, pulling it towards him, just begging for a finger cut.

  46. TJ says:

    Whistle non-chalantly while hiding the body under a rug.

  47. Antipope says:

    Blame the dark elf

  48. Kodyack says:

    Sit on throne to the tune of “Funeral of Queen Mary.” by Purcell

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