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Sinful union

Push her off

Oh man…now they’re coming in couples too.

What do you do?

46 Suggestions for “Sinful union”

  1. Tim says:

    Time to show off the new sword. Find a soft spot on the enemy and put the blade there.

  2. Jack says:

    Kill them. Kill them both.

  3. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Jump out the conveniently placed fire escape.

  4. DN says:

    sexchange sloth, that should be interesting

  5. Blue_Elite says:

    Yell at Sloth for wandering off and ask where he’s been all this time.

    OR

    Hug Sloth, you’ve missed him.

    OR

    Two can play at that game. Bring out Mage/Archer cat.

  6. hurrtitam of durrington says:

    cast frezolae on lust and give her an snarky comment, then hastely walk away towards your team.

  7. zeta-mus says:

    Panic ever so slightly and kill them both

  8. Just_In_Me says:

    Get the hell out of there and find Deblin. Cowering is something you are good at after all.

  9. Riaxh says:

    deal with these two the old fashioned way.

    or

    too bad sloth is too lazy to kill you right :D

  10. Just_In_Me says:

    Feel pity for Sloth and apologize.

  11. Riaxh says:

    do the opposite of what they’d expect you to do.

  12. Riaxh says:

    distract sloth with lust.

  13. Just_In_Me says:

    Tell Lust you would have thought of Jane the whole time anyways, just to piss her off.

  14. danielor16 says:

    Try to kill at least one of them for some damned exp.

  15. honeyman says:

    Jump and bite sloth’s head like a rabid monkey

  16. redfishfire says:

    introduce both of them to eachother

  17. A innocent bystander says:

    Ask if they had anything to do with the death of the King.

  18. Dellis says:

    Hope someone comes in your aid.

  19. Caff says:

    Ask how Lust can be haveing an affair, you only just met. Must be a new record

  20. Palhinuk says:

    Jog in place at Sloth and then put a paper bag over Lust’s head.

  21. 0kiska says:

    Tell them you are Gluttony. Puff your face. They will surely not want to kill you.

  22. Teksura says:

    Threaten Sloth with running away.

  23. Terroc says:

    switch their names to annoy them

  24. necoo says:

    remember that you left sloth on that island and ask how his trip was

  25. Azreal says:

    Freezolate their feet and run.

  26. Grab your sword prepare to have the last few minutes of this world eventful

  27. VDOgamez says:

    Warn them that bad things have happened to the last three sins that came for you.

  28. Liefizul says:

    Cast Fleet Feet on self and flee.

  29. Hellpwnage says:

    Run

  30. CMP says:

    Summon Deblin with your magic flute, that you totally have.

  31. Drillgorg says:

    Have Sloth turn into a virtue because he did all that hard work.

  32. Paul says:

    Be surprised by something completely unrelated to sloth’s entrance

  33. Iknownothing says:

    do your favorite dance

  34. Ironpenguin says:

    Use sword to make magic fist, proceed to falcon punch sloth through a wall.

  35. TJ says:

    …Ignore them and simply leave the room.

  36. Supernerd says:

    Go for a swim!

  37. bardvlw says:

    Stay and fight. Whats the worst they can do?

  38. Myself says:

    It’s time to be done with these sins
    Murder them both

  39. Kgummy says:

    Congratulate Lust on getting married to Sloth.

  40. Bloodmoon says:

    Imagine a sausage-fest and winning the elven Olympics at the same time.

    OR, whichever sin wanted gone first.

  41. Bloodmoon says:

    Wait, is Techy STILL sleeping?

  42. Loof says:

    Take a nap with Sloth

  43. Iknownothing says:

    Kamehameha

  44. Cathral says:

    Ask why sloth is here, you’ve been very active in recent past, using your brain hurt a bit

  45. valen c. says:

    I second jack.

  46. ManOfWar says:

    Make fun of Sloth
    OR
    Punch Sloth

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