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Talking to objects

Make up twenty names for the skull key and then have trouble deciding on what one name to call him

A guard has discovered the aftermath of your battle, a few rooms from here. This is probably a good sign that you have overstayed your welcome.

What do you do?

31 Suggestions for “Talking to objects”

  1. bardvlw says:

    Cast ghost and get the hell out of dodge.

  2. Uberredheadofdoom says:

    Run away in a ridiculous and nonsensical fashion.

  3. Azreal says:

    Draw a mustach on the skull. Name him Vladimir.

  4. Guywhoisman says:

    “Run, you fools.”

  5. necoo says:

    stick him into the depths of your inventory and leave him forever forgotten

  6. TSSL says:

    Make things even worse before you lose the chance!

  7. DN says:

    give him to the guards
    or
    throw him at the guard and run
    or
    sexchange the skull and see what happens

  8. Jack says:

    Flee under the cover of darkness.

  9. Blue_Elite says:

    Egress.

    OR

    Say you can explain and then run instead of explaining.

  10. pieman170 says:

    no time to explain frezalate!!!!!

  11. Misharu says:

    Inquire into this darkness as you run from the palace.

  12. Realmhopper says:

    Run

  13. Loof says:

    Claim your innocence and run like hell

  14. Caff says:

    Grumble angrily while you walk out of there

  15. Gogoonthe says:

    Tell the skull key it will never fill the hole in your heart that Murry left.

  16. Iknownothing says:

    punch the skull repeatedly with a wall (yes i mean it that way) and inventory the bastard and get out

    or

    just leave sending an evil glare at the gard

    or

    get arrested

  17. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Give the skull/blame to Krinn, this is her fault that Lust was summoned.

  18. zeta-mus says:

    Slyly lie your way out of the situation

  19. Inc says:

    Become a deceitful mastermind, and inform the guard that the two bodies belong to hellspawn that killed the dwarven king, and then you valiantly smote them,

  20. Greed145 says:

    Tell the truth, then run as fast as you can.

  21. A innocent bystander says:

    Turn around and start screaming nonsense at the guard.

  22. Paul says:

    Make up a wild excuse about the room and then go find your party members

  23. Paul says:

    OR
    Decide to call the skull “problem” and then go find your party members

  24. PHANTOM says:

    You have done basically everything except kill Vervzat. You should do that.

  25. Layman says:

    I like Inc’s idea. Go with that!

  26. Vayne Rumar says:

    Bail/Jump out the window.

  27. TJ says:

    Take Very Stupid with you to meet up with your party.

  28. Duck says:

    Inventory “Problem” and get the hell out of here.

  29. CMP says:

    Take the skull and run.

  30. Kouk says:

    Ask him why you shouldn’t just throw him into a volcano to destroy him.

  31. Kamikaze says:

    Make up a story about how you defeated both monsters and avenged the king’s death.

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