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The king is naked (but whatever)

Look upon the king

The king isn’t very bright…you two might become friends!

What do you do?

34 Suggestions for “The king is naked (but whatever)”

  1. CMP says:

    Follow.

  2. thedkid says:

    Next

  3. Just_In_Me says:

    Comment on the King’s wonderful clothes.

  4. Jack says:

    Sing a song as you follow.

  5. Just_In_Me says:

    Oh, and don’t stare down.

  6. redfishfire says:

    be jealous of his cool textbox

  7. Aside says:

    I second CMP.

  8. Tim Thomason says:

    Offer him 1500 gold for the textbox.

  9. JSteele says:

    Next

  10. Limette says:

    Become friends.

  11. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    As you follow, wonder where Sloth en’t up.

  12. DN says:

    follow him and make funny gestures behind his back

  13. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Ask the king to become your familiar.

  14. TSSL says:

    Tell him amusing anecdotes.

  15. Riaxh says:

    lol epic panel name Chris.

    follow him.

  16. Riaxh says:

    try to look as badass as him.

  17. A innocent bystander says:

    Ask if you can use the bathroom real quick.

  18. TJ says:

    Oh jeez, he is naked… Uh, try to ignore that.

  19. JSteele says:

    Ask him to use magic to make your text box be a blue version of his.

  20. honeyman says:

    Follow the king through the yellow brick road

  21. Dinosaur Chicken says:

    Second Jack (sing a song, preferably Disney!)

  22. Kgummy says:

    Wonder how something that was just born is a higher level than you.

  23. crazycolorz5 says:

    The super potion leveled it up 14 times!? Drink the rest for yourself!

  24. Kamikaze says:

    Claim an epicsauce chat box of your own.

  25. Piggy back ride the king

  26. Bloodmoon says:

    Next.

  27. DKB says:

    Try to remember what the last sin is as you follow.

  28. TJ says:

    @DKB: Sloth was never beaten, Lust hasn’t made an appearance, and there’s still one “Mystery sin”. I’m sure Deblin could tell us, but whatever, sounds kinda boring that way. More fun to find out in the moment.

  29. Liefizul says:

    Compliment the King’s new clothes.

  30. Fishtie says:

    Ask the king why he gets born at level 15. You had to start at 1 like everyone else.

  31. zeta-mus says:

    Give the king an honest explanation of your predicament. Dramatically.

  32. that guy says:

    inject some of the super potion into yourself as well for a level boost

  33. mouldcube says:

    Already level 15? Make him second in command of your group!

  34. Mark says:

    Drink what was left of your Super Potion. LEVEL BOOST

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