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Very bad at trades

Since he challenged you, you get to choose the weapons, choose something ridiculous

Your…erm…hero?

What do you do?

39 Suggestions for “Very bad at trades”

  1. Garsemor says:

    Team up whit Pride to fight the abomination.

  2. hurrtitam of durrington says:

    choose the dragonborn as your weapon, nothing could go wrong with that.

  3. Threeheadguy says:

    Use the dragon born as a meat shield

  4. Jack says:

    Feel parental pride as your new child saves you.

  5. Just_In_Me says:

    Tell the dragonborn that you and Pride are it’s parents. Pride will surely freak out from the idea.

  6. Yomojo says:

    Next

  7. honeyman says:

    Second Just_in_me

  8. CMP says:

    As the dragonborn’s creator order him to defend you.

  9. Lancer says:

    Check to make sure that the new dragonborn “hero” isn’t going to devour /both/ of you.

  10. Koyal says:

    DUCK!

  11. TSSL says:

    Acknowledge the salute and give one in return.

  12. TSSL says:

    OR

    Be a “proud” papa :D

  13. DN says:

    turn around and hug your creation
    or
    Kneel before the King!

  14. Fishtie says:

    The Dragon born is your proxy for this duel.

  15. Vengroe says:

    While Pride is distracted, do something to make him/her ugly.

  16. Hellpwnage says:

    observe the dragonborn

  17. Drillgorg says:

    Raise him as your own.

  18. Wizician of the West says:

    Name your new Dragonborn pet Hattington and have him fight Pride

  19. an alien says:

    be attacked by the dragonborn.

  20. Riaxh says:

    command your new minion

    or

    say “its…ALIVE!!” in a horrible Rhevale accent

  21. Riaxh says:

    make it think your it’s mummy

  22. Azreal341 says:

    Both of you hide, quick!

  23. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Draw your own weapon for a three way epic duel.

  24. JSteele says:

    Team up with Pride againts the creepy arm.

  25. RedFox says:

    Duck!

  26. Kamikaze says:

    When in doubt, get nude?

  27. Tim says:

    Freak out a little.

  28. bardvlw says:

    Let it play out.

  29. Hero122 says:

    Use the sword, dude!

  30. Kgummy says:

    Kick Pride in the… pride?

  31. TJ says:

    Since pride was so boastful, she’ll be winning.

    I mean, why would she boats if she weren’t good?

  32. Blue_Elite says:

    Watch the miracle of life.

  33. Camail says:

    Whatever it is, fail at it.

  34. Kodyack says:

    Protect the Lady from whatever is exiting the gooey sphere, you have some pride after all.

  35. Timothy says:

    Flail around wildly.

  36. ka'elin says:

    claim to be it’s/his/her father

  37. Dellis says:

    I third Just_In_Me

    Tell the dragonborn that you and Pride are it’s parents. Pride will surely freak out from the idea.

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