Overuse sarcasm to the point where even you don’t know what you mean
You sooooo care about any of this.
What do you do?
Look ! Father can change his text-box color instantely ! That’s so awesome !
You must have that beard!
Sniff some potions until your eyes turn red and steal a robe.
Take a moment to update your inventory screen.
Inventory beard. You could use a rope…
Use Father’s beard like a paint brush and draw yourself an elf friend on your hand so that you have someone to join the hand of justice with you
Whatever you do, don’t eat what they give you. That’s not candy.
OR
Fail to be converted and convert them all to yourself instead.
Okay find and ask Deblin what’s going on.
learn the power of changing textboxes, it could save your life or run away or use your titles to impress them
Remind them that you were riding a half-demon when you arrived.
Break free from the chains of the church’s opression.
Use your Elf magic resistance to resist these fiend’s conversion.
Fail to be converted and convert them all to yourself instead. Or Be so transfixed by the beard that they fail to convert you
unintentionally bring out the worst among the sect members.
start an argument with Father.
be Deblin.
Talk to the hand
Do what you can to avoid the brainwashery or Begin saying the word conversion and then look behind you or Duck
Try to figure out whether Father looks more like a spork or a boomerang.
Notice that the Father is YOUR Father!
Ask him if abandoning your friends is considered a virtuous deed. If he says no, then tell them you cannot join them and go back to Deblin.
Refuse to be converted
Betray your brethren charismatically.
conversion? never! kill the demon spawn father amnd steal his beard!
Prove that your intellect is to great to be brainwashed by cultists
Ask how long it took him to grow his beard that long.
Point out Father’s lack of arms.
Do something awesome that you don’t know what it is.
Wrap yourself in Father’s warm, fluffy beard like it’s a mink stole, then loudly proclaim its fluffiness.
Take a closer look at Sister.
Cast sex change on ‘Father’.
Ask why they discriminate against non-elven races.
Stay with your friends.
Note the hypocrisy of not letting Deblin and Ray join.
realise you lost a shoe.
Climb the beard.
Be converted.
Be only half converted.
Talk to your hand.
So sorry. Not interested in obscure superstitions. There’s a world to save, time to get on with it.
Resist by the power of Elven Meditation
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Look ! Father can change his text-box color instantely ! That’s so awesome !
You must have that beard!
Sniff some potions until your eyes turn red and steal a robe.
Take a moment to update your inventory screen.
Inventory beard. You could use a rope…
Use Father’s beard like a paint brush and draw yourself an elf friend on your hand so that you have someone to join the hand of justice with you
Whatever you do, don’t eat what they give you. That’s not candy.
OR
Fail to be converted and convert them all to yourself instead.
Okay find and ask Deblin what’s going on.
learn the power of changing textboxes, it could save your life
or
run away
or
use your titles to impress them
Remind them that you were riding a half-demon when you arrived.
Break free from the chains of the church’s opression.
Use your Elf magic resistance to resist these fiend’s conversion.
Fail to be converted and convert them all to yourself instead.
Or
Be so transfixed by the beard that they fail to convert you
unintentionally bring out the worst among the sect members.
OR
start an argument with Father.
be Deblin.
Talk to the hand
Do what you can to avoid the brainwashery
or
Begin saying the word conversion and then look behind you
or
Duck
Try to figure out whether Father looks more like a spork or a boomerang.
Notice that the Father is YOUR Father!
Ask him if abandoning your friends is considered a virtuous deed. If he says no, then tell them you cannot join them and go back to Deblin.
Refuse to be converted
Betray your brethren charismatically.
conversion? never! kill the demon spawn father amnd steal his beard!
Prove that your intellect is to great to be brainwashed by cultists
Ask how long it took him to grow his beard that long.
Point out Father’s lack of arms.
Do something awesome that you don’t know what it is.
Wrap yourself in Father’s warm, fluffy beard like it’s a mink stole, then loudly proclaim its fluffiness.
Take a closer look at Sister.
Cast sex change on ‘Father’.
Ask why they discriminate against non-elven races.
Stay with your friends.
Note the hypocrisy of not letting Deblin and Ray join.
realise you lost a shoe.
Climb the beard.
Be converted.
OR
Be only half converted.
OR
Talk to your hand.
So sorry. Not interested in obscure superstitions. There’s a world to save, time to get on with it.
OR
Resist by the power of Elven Meditation