Ignore this jerk and try to find your jerks

Man, this bright light coming from the right is so distracting. You should probably stab it.
What do you do?
Ignore this jerk and try to find your jerks

Man, this bright light coming from the right is so distracting. You should probably stab it.
What do you do?
show off your stabbing skills.
Don’t cut yourself
Next…
There’s a bright light and you haven’t done anything dumb to it yet? Fix this immediately.
Look at the light.
Become dramatic.
Yell irritably at that light!
Stupid light, being all distracty and sparkly.
Who does it think it is anyway?
Pose like an action hero.
what CMP said
It’s sword fightin’ time! Only, you know, with a dagger.
Disregard using the dagger and run from the light!
Fail at stabbing it.
Hack away at the light like your in a horror film.
Stab it repeatedly and ask, “why?” between stabs.
OR
Screw the dagger, use Manadan.
Attach the dagger to the Manadan, resume stabbing.
Probably stab it.
Stab it with both your dagger and Manadam!
Don’t be silly Krinn. Ghost’s don’t exist.
Say hello to Deblin.