Ask if they’ve had any new recruits recently
This actually sounds like a really nice thing to do.
What do you do?
next.
follow elf-krinn to father and act if hes really your dad.
Say hello to Douglas.
Ask what happend to mother or Flashback time or Great father and ask him what he and mother have been up to since you left their house
*Greet
Meet the father, keeping an eye out for any evidence that this is actually some sort of crazy doomsday cult.
Bard senses…tingling…quick! Look for Jane!
Note that all of the members have magically altered eyes.
Point out how you helped stop the trolls slavery.
Recognize the Father as someone you know.
Join the evil cult.
High five the hand. or Do the stone hand’s sign with your right hand in front of your forehead.
Ask her if she wants a lemon.
Say that you’d really rather see Second Cousin Four Times Removed.
Be extremely suspicious about everything they do.
Do you best to not be creeped out or Confirm that enlistment is voluntary rather than brainwash-y
Preggers, too?
I KNEW THAT HAIRSTYLE LOOKED FAMILIAR!
>Prove that the sister is Krinn in disguise
Overuse sarcasm to the point where even you don’t know what you mean.
Don’t drink the kool-aid!
Learn the mysteries of this glowie eyed cult.
Shhh! My Ackbar sense is tingling!
Follow her and stare at the father for ten seconds, then scream “it’s a trap!”
The Sister’s “little one” is a little vague.
Determine if the Sister is pregnant or hosting a large, parasitic creature.
OR
Accidentally refer to Father as “Grandpa”.
Realize that Krinn got turned into an elf.
Get the hell away from this cult before that sacrifice you to their pig god.
they*
Meet Father.
Be overly suspicious of everything.
Have a chain of positive events happen to you
Treat Father like you would your own
Someone put a polymorph and mindcontrol on your pregnant troll and turned her into a pregnant… pointy-eared thing. Purge those evil spells out of her.
Out of curiousity, ask her if she knows a troll named Krinn.
Also, wouldn’t it be funny if a certain Rogue Troll was the Father?
Ignore the obvious trap and play along.
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next.
follow elf-krinn to father and act if hes really your dad.
Say hello to Douglas.
Ask what happend to mother
or
Flashback time
or
Great father and ask him what he and mother have been up to since you left their house
*Greet
Meet the father, keeping an eye out for any evidence that this is actually some sort of crazy doomsday cult.
Bard senses…tingling…quick! Look for Jane!
Note that all of the members have magically altered eyes.
Point out how you helped stop the trolls slavery.
Recognize the Father as someone you know.
Join the evil cult.
High five the hand.
or
Do the stone hand’s sign with your right hand in front of your forehead.
Ask her if she wants a lemon.
Say that you’d really rather see Second Cousin Four Times Removed.
Be extremely suspicious about everything they do.
Do you best to not be creeped out
or
Confirm that enlistment is voluntary rather than brainwash-y
Preggers, too?
I KNEW THAT HAIRSTYLE LOOKED FAMILIAR!
>Prove that the sister is Krinn in disguise
Overuse sarcasm to the point where even you don’t know what you mean.
Don’t drink the kool-aid!
Learn the mysteries of this glowie eyed cult.
Shhh! My Ackbar sense is tingling!
Follow her and stare at the father for ten seconds, then scream “it’s a trap!”
The Sister’s “little one” is a little vague.
Determine if the Sister is pregnant or hosting a large, parasitic creature.
OR
Accidentally refer to Father as “Grandpa”.
Realize that Krinn got turned into an elf.
Get the hell away from this cult before that sacrifice you to their pig god.
they*
Meet Father.
OR
Be overly suspicious of everything.
Have a chain of positive events happen to you
Treat Father like you would your own
Someone put a polymorph and mindcontrol on your pregnant troll and turned her into a pregnant… pointy-eared thing.
Purge those evil spells out of her.
Out of curiousity, ask her if she knows a troll named Krinn.
Also, wouldn’t it be funny if a certain Rogue Troll was the Father?
Ignore the obvious trap and play along.