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Slob monster

Try not to offend the locals

After Krinn and Megan go to bed, and Deblin tells you he has a headache and go for a walk, you go to a local and call me non-offensive names. Names like “Highlander” and “Voodoo”, but he does not respond. Heck he hasn’t even changed the date of his calendar for almost a month.

What do you do?

29 Suggestions for “Slob monster”

  1. Greed145 says:

    Wake everyone up, you’re important!

  2. CMP says:

    Investigate in a very Jamesly manner.

  3. Dino Chicken says:

    Second Greed145
    OR
    Draw a mustache on him! (he has shoes on, doesn’t he?)

  4. Timothy says:

    Poke him repeatedly.

  5. TJ says:

    Fix that calander for him. He wouldn’t want to think it was the wrong day, would he?

  6. Jack says:

    Why would Megan go to bed? Isn’t she an elf of some sort?

    Recharge your mana by reading the rules for Warrior subclasses.

  7. TSSL says:

    Poke.

  8. ChaoticBrain says:

    Wait… “call ME non-offensive names?”

  9. CMP says:

    @Jack
    Dark elves don’t have the insomnia perk.

  10. Riaxh says:

    greeeeat. another side quest.

  11. honeyman says:

    Draw on him

  12. DN says:

    ignore the sidequest
    or
    read the rulebook
    or
    find out the limitations of your sword

  13. Layman says:

    Rest to regain mana.

  14. Tim says:

    Relax for a little while. You’ve earned a break.

  15. Dellis says:

    See what Megan is up to, since she obviously can’t sleep.

  16. RedFox says:

    Try not to poke him with a stick, repeatedly.

  17. Duck says:

    Inventory the calendar.

  18. Technomancer says:

    Find something to kill and gain exp
    OR
    Recharge mana

  19. Yomojo says:

    Poke him

  20. A small turtle says:

    Kill a small animal for mana, and cast purge on the “sleeping” person.

  21. Blue_Elite says:

    Come to the most obvious conclusion.

    OR

    Realize time is frozen here and go around causing frozen-time related mischief.

    OR

    Set up a bunch of pranks for when the locals wake up.

  22. bardvlw says:

    Discover that you have actually been sent back YEARS IN THE PAST and that the calender is perfectly accurate.

  23. Shadow says:

    Poke him with a stick.

  24. necoo says:

    fix his calender for him

  25. Iknownothing says:

    wheres that damn cousin of josuas

  26. proper gentleman says:

    Realize he must be dead and have a proper funeral.

  27. Loof says:

    Ask enslaved electric maniac and sparkly looney if they know anything about this.

  28. Obyekt says:

    Change the date to the 17th of march so he thinks it’s st. Patrick’s day.

  29. Obyekt says:

    Change the date to the 17th of march so he thinks it’s st. Patrick’s day.

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