Become the Masked Elf- defender of justice/Ask if theres anything either side wants
The dumb thickens.
What do you do?
Do something incredibly silly.
Rip your mask off dramatically, and see that there’s a female clone of you in the room.
Recharge your mana by reading about Warrior subclasses.
Try to recuperate a bit.
Toss off your eyewear and flip your hair dramatically.
Say something Heroic and promise to protect both of them (to the lady)
OR:
Do something heroic to try ending the war.
Now is a good time for a snow cone.
Ponder why you never go to the bathroom unless something scared the urine out of you.
Help them.
ask what a couple of elves are doing all the way out here anyway.
Mistake Petey for his wife and vice versa.
It’s a TRAP!
Take out your sidekicks, the Justice Cats, and heroically save the elves from this Fire Exit-less house of EEVVIL!
To the elf-mobile.
OR
Guide them to safety.
Ask how they got involved in this in the first place.
Try to find a map of the surrounding terrain and look for escape routes or Ask if the room you’re in is safe enough to recharge your mana
Ask Joshua what you should do.
Cast ghost on the civillians so they can escape.
Scratch that.
Ball up in a corner and cry because you have no mana.
Watch as Deblin puts a large hole in the shelter
Hey look, a pebbl-OH MY ELVISH GOD AN EARTH ELEMENTAL!
cut holes in your mask and fail to not hurt yourself
Quickly! Enter the fray of battle!
make a list of appropriate things to say for each occasion you can think of
Inventory the Mask!
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Do something incredibly silly.
Rip your mask off dramatically, and see that there’s a female clone of you in the room.
Recharge your mana by reading about Warrior subclasses.
Try to recuperate a bit.
Toss off your eyewear and flip your hair dramatically.
Say something Heroic and promise to protect both of them (to the lady)
OR:
Do something heroic to try ending the war.
Now is a good time for a snow cone.
Ponder why you never go to the bathroom unless something scared the urine out of you.
Help them.
ask what a couple of elves are doing all the way out here anyway.
Mistake Petey for his wife and vice versa.
It’s a TRAP!
Take out your sidekicks, the Justice Cats, and heroically save the elves from this Fire Exit-less house of EEVVIL!
To the elf-mobile.
OR
Guide them to safety.
OR
Ask how they got involved in this in the first place.
Try to find a map of the surrounding terrain and look for escape routes
or
Ask if the room you’re in is safe enough to recharge your mana
Ask Joshua what you should do.
Cast ghost on the civillians so they can escape.
Scratch that.
Ball up in a corner and cry because you have no mana.
Watch as Deblin puts a large hole in the shelter
Hey look, a pebbl-OH MY ELVISH GOD AN EARTH ELEMENTAL!
cut holes in your mask and fail to not hurt yourself
Quickly! Enter the fray of battle!
make a list of appropriate things to say for each occasion you can think of
Inventory the Mask!