Dump the bucket of water onto your head, disrobe, and run screaming into the woods
You are now lost in the woods.
What do you do?
Try to keep up with your sanitiy.
Run a life of eating twigs and living in caves
Become found in the woods.
Somehow end up finding the others.
This is silly (and kinda creepy), you should put on your clothes.
Start your own cult and make it better than ‘Father’s’ with booze and gambling and stuff.
NEXT
or
Madly ramble about how your creator forgot to update your inventory and give you exp for killing some stuff directly a long while ago with your Manadan.
Sing a musical number and ask for directions from the orchestra that appears to accompany you.
reclaim normal eyes.
Look around wildly for something to attack
Find the potion your father prepared for you or build a treehouse or kick the next animal you see
Continue the hallucinations, go on a vision quest.
Wear the first thing you find.
Gnaw on a tree.
run around screaming walrus untill someone gives you a walrus
Dress using poisonous leaves
Dress yourself in the local flora
(Now that the GM )doesn’t have to draw James, his work will be a little easier.) use the bucket as underwear.
Run into Jane.
Tell a random tree to leave you alone or Trap Neil in the pendant or next
Consult Psychiatrist Cat about your existential crisis.
Struggle to find a purpose in life or Climb the nearest tree and look for the edge of the forest
Try to change back to James.
Introduce your ethereal father to your new amulet!
Listen for the sound of the ocarina. You’ll find your way through…
Start a mid-life crisis.
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Try to keep up with your sanitiy.
Run a life of eating twigs and living in caves
Become found in the woods.
Somehow end up finding the others.
This is silly (and kinda creepy), you should put on your clothes.
Start your own cult and make it better than ‘Father’s’ with booze and gambling and stuff.
NEXT
or
Madly ramble about how your creator forgot to update your inventory and give you exp for killing some stuff directly a long while ago with your Manadan.
Sing a musical number and ask for directions from the orchestra that appears to accompany you.
reclaim normal eyes.
Look around wildly for something to attack
Find the potion your father prepared for you
or
build a treehouse
or
kick the next animal you see
Continue the hallucinations, go on a vision quest.
Wear the first thing you find.
Gnaw on a tree.
run around screaming walrus untill someone gives you a walrus
Dress using poisonous leaves
Dress yourself in the local flora
(Now that the GM )doesn’t have to draw James, his work will be a little easier.)
use the bucket as underwear.
Run into Jane.
Tell a random tree to leave you alone
or
Trap Neil in the pendant
or
next
Consult Psychiatrist Cat about your existential crisis.
Struggle to find a purpose in life
or
Climb the nearest tree and look for the edge of the forest
Try to change back to James.
Introduce your ethereal father to your new amulet!
Listen for the sound of the ocarina. You’ll find your way through…
Start a mid-life crisis.