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AHHHHH

Make fire puns

That’s not a pun, silly.

What do you do?

33 Suggestions for “AHHHHH”

  1. Drillgorg says:

    Declare yourself Ray the fireproof, because your health didn’t drop at all from being on fire.

  2. lostaname says:

    Give yourself the incredibly unoriginal name ‘HeatRay’.

    or

    secretly wet yourself from all the stress. Nobody can see it and only you can feel the warmth.

  3. lostaname says:

    Be burned

    or

    continue to scream eventho you have been saved. Preferably in Lars’s ear.

    or

    be a baby/very childish about being saved.

    or

    see who saved you and kiss that person

  4. Dellis says:

    it’s not gonna reach you in time, jump towards the water!

  5. Jakob says:

    Investigate damage.

  6. Blue_Elite says:

    Ask where that thing came from.

    OR

    Insist that you are completely fine and are in no pain whatsoever.

    OR

    Next

  7. Riaxh says:

    NOW make a pun.

  8. KZero says:

    Replace your singed clothes with new ones

    OR

    Investigate Tar Monster’s remains.

    OR

    Leave flowers on your ex-sweeties resting place.

  9. lostaname says:

    Tell Lars to give his clothes to you so you can get rid of your singed ones…

  10. necoo says:

    cry about your now lost eyebrows and hair then ask for a wig

  11. Ethan says:

    Go unconscious.

  12. lostaname says:

    Lick your wounds like a sad puppy.

  13. Guywhoisman says:

    try not to move your charcoally appendages too much.

  14. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Become overly dramatic over the burns on your face and find an opera house to inhabit.

  15. Vayne Rumar says:

    Admire your manly face burn.

    OR

    Thank goodness you wore your asbestos underwear today.

  16. valen c. says:

    Mask your scars.
    Oh god that looks painful. :(

  17. Iknownothing says:

    wake up

  18. Klyka says:

    Put on a mask and dark cape, then begin to play piano in a large opera house.

  19. zeta-mus says:

    Cover your scars and scream at people not to look at you

  20. Djorin Fa says:

    Have someone from the defenders heal you. Do NOT look at the damage.

  21. Koyal says:

    Do not let anyone look at your face, you are surely a hideous monster now.

  22. Liefizul says:

    Somehow, come out with a more handsome face than you had before.

  23. lostaname says:

    Ask for a plastic surgeon.

    or

    Be glad James did not see your current predicament.

    or

    Be glad Jane did not see your current predicament.

  24. Myself says:

    Have horrible burn scars

  25. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Comment on how realistic the fire looks.

  26. TSSL says:

    See if there’s enough for swimming.

  27. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    This seems to be a good time to check on James.

  28. Jack says:

    Be driven mad by your horribly scarred face.

  29. lostaname says:

    Vow Vengeance Vor Victorious Vendetta

  30. Azreal341 says:

    Get an eyepatch like Techy.

  31. dee says:

    Become Two-Face

  32. Hiimgod says:

    Become obsessed with flipping coins to decide peoples fate.

  33. fire241 says:

    die and lose all your gold

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