Make fire puns
That’s not a pun, silly.
What do you do?
Declare yourself Ray the fireproof, because your health didn’t drop at all from being on fire.
Give yourself the incredibly unoriginal name ‘HeatRay’.
or
secretly wet yourself from all the stress. Nobody can see it and only you can feel the warmth.
Be burned
continue to scream eventho you have been saved. Preferably in Lars’s ear.
be a baby/very childish about being saved.
see who saved you and kiss that person
it’s not gonna reach you in time, jump towards the water!
Investigate damage.
Ask where that thing came from.
OR
Insist that you are completely fine and are in no pain whatsoever.
Next
NOW make a pun.
Replace your singed clothes with new ones
Investigate Tar Monster’s remains.
Leave flowers on your ex-sweeties resting place.
Tell Lars to give his clothes to you so you can get rid of your singed ones…
cry about your now lost eyebrows and hair then ask for a wig
Go unconscious.
Lick your wounds like a sad puppy.
try not to move your charcoally appendages too much.
Become overly dramatic over the burns on your face and find an opera house to inhabit.
Admire your manly face burn.
Thank goodness you wore your asbestos underwear today.
Mask your scars. Oh god that looks painful.
wake up
Put on a mask and dark cape, then begin to play piano in a large opera house.
Cover your scars and scream at people not to look at you
Have someone from the defenders heal you. Do NOT look at the damage.
Do not let anyone look at your face, you are surely a hideous monster now.
Somehow, come out with a more handsome face than you had before.
Ask for a plastic surgeon.
Be glad James did not see your current predicament.
Be glad Jane did not see your current predicament.
Have horrible burn scars
Comment on how realistic the fire looks.
See if there’s enough for swimming.
This seems to be a good time to check on James.
Be driven mad by your horribly scarred face.
Vow Vengeance Vor Victorious Vendetta
Get an eyepatch like Techy.
Become Two-Face
Become obsessed with flipping coins to decide peoples fate.
die and lose all your gold
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Declare yourself Ray the fireproof, because your health didn’t drop at all from being on fire.
Give yourself the incredibly unoriginal name ‘HeatRay’.
or
secretly wet yourself from all the stress. Nobody can see it and only you can feel the warmth.
Be burned
or
continue to scream eventho you have been saved. Preferably in Lars’s ear.
or
be a baby/very childish about being saved.
or
see who saved you and kiss that person
it’s not gonna reach you in time, jump towards the water!
Investigate damage.
Ask where that thing came from.
OR
Insist that you are completely fine and are in no pain whatsoever.
OR
Next
NOW make a pun.
Replace your singed clothes with new ones
OR
Investigate Tar Monster’s remains.
OR
Leave flowers on your ex-sweeties resting place.
Tell Lars to give his clothes to you so you can get rid of your singed ones…
cry about your now lost eyebrows and hair then ask for a wig
Go unconscious.
Lick your wounds like a sad puppy.
try not to move your charcoally appendages too much.
Become overly dramatic over the burns on your face and find an opera house to inhabit.
Admire your manly face burn.
OR
Thank goodness you wore your asbestos underwear today.
Mask your scars.
Oh god that looks painful.
wake up
Put on a mask and dark cape, then begin to play piano in a large opera house.
Cover your scars and scream at people not to look at you
Have someone from the defenders heal you. Do NOT look at the damage.
Do not let anyone look at your face, you are surely a hideous monster now.
Somehow, come out with a more handsome face than you had before.
Ask for a plastic surgeon.
or
Be glad James did not see your current predicament.
or
Be glad Jane did not see your current predicament.
Have horrible burn scars
Comment on how realistic the fire looks.
See if there’s enough for swimming.
This seems to be a good time to check on James.
Be driven mad by your horribly scarred face.
Vow Vengeance Vor Victorious Vendetta
Get an eyepatch like Techy.
Become Two-Face
Become obsessed with flipping coins to decide peoples fate.
die and lose all your gold