Read through their files while you change them back
Cry some more, dramapants.
What do you do?
Become the leader of the group because you know everyone’s secrets.
you’re death now! nothing’s allowed to be private to you…or something.
annoy party by asking these sorts of questions about everyone else’s files.
Read through more files or Read through your parent’s files or See if you can undo their amnesia or Write their memories back into their files
make Douglas level 13 as compensation for learning all of his deepest darkest secrets.
Demand an explanation. or Keep on reading.
Try not to think of Farthore as you head towards… Farthore. Dammit!
Just get on with it
or
Next
See what other interesting pieces of information are in the party’s files
He’s grabbing your butt! File a sexual harassment complaint on him!
Oh, be nice and give the emo vampire his stupid file back.
Remember him he is your slave and you have the right to know about his story
Make Douglas a level 1.
Tell him you’ll insert a practical joke if he doesn’t explain.
AND/OR
Insert a practical joke anyway.
Try to use your soul power to teleport the whole party.
Undo their amnesia.
get YOUR files back.
Change your party members back to their original races, and feign ignorance when you look at their personal information.
Mess around with Douglas’s record a bit. Make him remember you.
rewrite everyones stats or change their genders
Change techy’s race to Warforged, and his height to 7’6″
Rewrite Douglasses, Techy’s, AND Ray’s memories back into their files, but make sure to write something in there to fill in the gaps.
Make Douglas, Ray and Techy remeber you
Turn jane into an elf
Let Techy, Ray and Douglas read their records to make them remember your adventures together
I second superjeff, “Change techy’s race to Warforged, and his height to 7’6″”
That’s it, road trip. Teleport everyone to whereever Suzie is.
Or
Third Superjeff. Gi-normous Techy FTW.
I second foxkid9
Give the party their memories back.
Rewrite their files to undo their amnesia, but also change their memories so you appear more competent, the Knights can’t bother you about this, you’re one of them now.
Or Conjure up Jane’s file and see what she’s been up to.
Is…. is Douglas grabbing your ass?
Change Douglas’ race into pony -or- Reveal all of Douglas’ secrets
Stop peeping at his file and just fix things! You don’t want another knight giving you a lecture do you?
Cast sex change.
Send the files back. You don’t want another visit from the Knight of Flight.
Ask Douglas to explain his marriage and let hopefully plot-related storytelling commence.
Tell Douglass that your butt is official property of Jane.
For the love of … Quick, kill that flashback before it begins!
Turn everyone in your party into elf.
Mixed douglas’s profile with krinn’s profile and turn HIM pregnant instead her!
Draw a mustache on Douglas’es profile as he tells you the story.
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Become the leader of the group because you know everyone’s secrets.
you’re death now! nothing’s allowed to be private to you…or something.
annoy party by asking these sorts of questions about everyone else’s files.
Read through more files
or
Read through your parent’s files
or
See if you can undo their amnesia
or
Write their memories back into their files
make Douglas level 13 as compensation for learning all of his deepest darkest secrets.
Demand an explanation.
or
Keep on reading.
Try not to think of Farthore as you head towards… Farthore. Dammit!
Just get on with it
or
Next
See what other interesting pieces of information are in the party’s files
He’s grabbing your butt! File a sexual harassment complaint on him!
Oh, be nice and give the emo vampire his stupid file back.
Remember him he is your slave and you have the right to know about his story
Make Douglas a level 1.
Tell him you’ll insert a practical joke if he doesn’t explain.
AND/OR
Insert a practical joke anyway.
Try to use your soul power to teleport the whole party.
Undo their amnesia.
get YOUR files back.
Change your party members back to their original races, and feign ignorance when you look at their personal information.
Mess around with Douglas’s record a bit. Make him remember you.
rewrite everyones stats
or
change their genders
Change techy’s race to Warforged, and his height to 7’6″
Rewrite Douglasses, Techy’s, AND Ray’s memories back into their files, but make sure to write something in there to fill in the gaps.
Make Douglas, Ray and Techy remeber you
Turn jane into an elf
Let Techy, Ray and Douglas read their records to make them remember your adventures together
I second superjeff, “Change techy’s race to Warforged, and his height to 7’6″”
That’s it, road trip. Teleport everyone to whereever Suzie is.
Or
Third Superjeff. Gi-normous Techy FTW.
I second foxkid9
Give the party their memories back.
Rewrite their files to undo their amnesia, but also change their memories so you appear more competent, the Knights can’t bother you about this, you’re one of them now.
Or
Conjure up Jane’s file and see what she’s been up to.
Is…. is Douglas grabbing your ass?
Change Douglas’ race into pony
-or-
Reveal all of Douglas’ secrets
Stop peeping at his file and just fix things! You don’t want another knight giving you a lecture do you?
Cast sex change.
Send the files back. You don’t want another visit from the Knight of Flight.
Ask Douglas to explain his marriage and let hopefully plot-related storytelling commence.
Tell Douglass that your butt is official property of Jane.
For the love of … Quick, kill that flashback before it begins!
Turn everyone in your party into elf.
Mixed douglas’s profile with krinn’s profile and turn HIM pregnant instead her!
Draw a mustache on Douglas’es profile as he tells you the story.