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Demand Violet explain the true purpose of the skulls and guardians

Violet- “Is this really the best time for a history lesson?…fine… back when the universe was young, right after the Big Explosion of Birth all the young gods were discovering their powers, and one goddess names Klia made hell. She just wanted to see if she could create something compleatly evil, and she managed to, in fact more so than she expected. Hell became harder and harder to hide from the others so she surrounded it with what you walk on today and brought new life which conceal it’s secret. But hell had other plans, the wretched thing kept growing so she made the five guardians…

…Spring…the…special one, Nova the guardian of cold, Holy the guardian of justice, me the guardian of beauty”

James -”Erm…beauty?”

Violet – “Shut up…And Fade, the guardian of darkness. We five have been keeping the power that holds the world together and away from doom.”

James – “So let me get this straight…the only reason I exist is…because some goddess made a mistake?!”

Violet – “Don’t overthink it…”

What do you do?

30 Suggestions for “Big bangy”

  1. Kamikaze says:

    Ask about the skulls.

  2. Crazycolorz5 says:

    End Lesson.

    or

    Think about it.

    or

    Chase after Deblin.

    or

    Next

    or

    Demand to be a guardian too!

    or

    Demand to be a guardian of Beauty!

    or

    Demand to be a guarding of Stupidity!

    Or

    Ask about Varzavt.

  3. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Ask pointedly about the reason for the SKULLS THAT LIFT CONTINENTS!

  4. GMchris says:

    I though I was pretty clear about that, Wolfe…the continents aren’t lifted by the skull. They are lifted by hell, and the skulls are the ones keeping them together.

  5. Crazycolorz5 says:

    By it I mean Violet being the guardian of beauty.

  6. Iknownothing says:

    ask how you can hunt down and kill vuzy

  7. Jack says:

    Don’t understand anything.

  8. KZero says:

    Ask what happens when you run out of skulls. Also ask who’s freakin’ skulls they were in the first place.

    Ask why the goddess didn’t keep the skulls if they were so important to keep from mortal hands.

    Ponder how cold justice can be rained upon Verzavt without guardians of cold and justice.

  9. KZero says:

    Forgot my ORs, sorry.

  10. Kankuro195 says:

    Question the purpose of the skulls.

  11. Klyka says:

    Have an existential BSOD

  12. zeta-mus says:

    Come to terms with the truth of your existance
    or
    Fail to come to terms with the truth of your existance
    or
    Overthink it
    or
    Ask what she knows about Verzavt and his plans

  13. Sparksol says:

    Ask if the goddess is likely to do anything, since the guardians are dying and hell is literally breaking loose.

  14. Hiimgod says:

    Tell Violet she doesn’t live up to her title and stress the fact over and over again.

  15. DN says:

    tell her that she still didnt explain the purpose of the skulls.
    or
    Next

  16. DN says:

    or
    point out that her story and Novas Story dont fit together
    or
    Ask who was the Skulls mother

  17. bob says:

    Ask why the goddess didn’t keep the skulls if they were so important to keep from mortal hands.

    OR

    Question the purpose of the skulls.

    OR

    Overthink it

    OR

    Next

  18. TJ says:

    For the first time in your life, overthink it.

  19. Jakob says:

    Chase after Deblin.

  20. Matt says:

    Demand to be made the next guardian of justice
    or
    Ask her to turn the black and white off

  21. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Fruitlessly attempt to find another reason you exist.

  22. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Ask why Verhertz would want to summon hell when he would only be able to control a tower of this new world.

  23. CMP says:

    Ask her why the goddess would create objects whose use, so far, has been to kill the guardians.

  24. Paul says:

    Continue explanation

  25. Kgummy says:

    Realize that all those people who called you a mistake were right.

  26. Shade says:

    Overthink it.

  27. necoo says:

    name skull key #5 cyclops and skull key #1 monocle, then introduce them to each other

  28. Layman says:

    And the skulls?

  29. Vayne Rumar says:

    Can’t…unsee…Mickey Mouse ears…in the top right corner…

    Attempt to rescue remaining skulls, ignore the end of the world.

  30. John Evans says:

    I’ve heard more insulting origins for humanoid races.

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