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Bizzaro James

Turn yourself into a giant with godlike powers since it’s your mind and you make the rules

Many have wondered, none have given an answer.

What do you do?

50 Suggestions for “Bizzaro James”

  1. Moltrox says:

    FIRST

  2. Moltrox says:

    And:

    Don’t care for what they say, it’s your willpower against a rotten spirit. You can do it.

  3. Moltrox says:

    rotten soul*

  4. zeta-mus says:

    Comment on Verzavt’s appearance
    or
    Enter a meditative trance
    or
    Hide in your memories

  5. Jack says:

    Fail to be surprised by whatever the jerk does.

  6. Dark says:

    Flee.

  7. Clydeicus says:

    Be controlled by a bunch of random strangers from another world.

  8. Chaotick says:

    Declare Verzavt to be your evil twin.

  9. lostaname says:

    Tell Verzavt that no matter how he looks, he’s still ugly.

    or

    Be very surprised and dramaticly scream ‘How’d you get in here!’

  10. DKB says:

    Make fun of the Dark Elf. Doesn’t matter if he was/is a dragonkind hellbent on destroying the world or attaining ultimate power, he’s a friggin’ DARK ELF now!

  11. Koyal says:

    Do something unexpected to surprise your enemy.

  12. Fred says:

    Realize Vervatz is your father.

  13. ironpenguin says:

    This shadow obviously mimics what you do, as such slap yourself to fight him.

  14. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Turn Verzaft into a giant god instead.

  15. Uoteau says:

    Get a Biggoron sword from somewhere. You ain’t gonna defeat him with just a puny little sword.
    (Note the link to LoZ OoT)

  16. bardvlw says:

    He lacks a colorful sash! Defeat him with your colorful robes!

  17. valen c. says:

    2 consciousness,1 mind. Get ready for some dirty action.

  18. Dellis says:

    Fight!

  19. Origamiman says:

    suddenly: Deblin!

  20. KZero says:

    Call Verzavt a wise guy and poke him in the eyes.

  21. Tim says:

    Unleash elf fury on the enemy!

  22. ka'elin says:

    feel insulted by whatever he does next

  23. RedFox says:

    Let Verzavt know that now he’s in your mind he’s trapped by your intelligence!

  24. hurrtitam of durrington says:

    call him ugly.

  25. Wizician of the West says:

    QUICK! NINJA KICK!

  26. Riaxh says:

    slap him.

  27. Riaxh says:

    pull his hair.

  28. Riaxh says:

    poke his eyes ou-…..hmm no wait that one won’t work.

  29. CMP says:

    Ask him why his level went down.

    of

    Tell him he’ll never be able to take over your body as long as you have the power of FRIENDSHIP!

  30. Ethan says:

    Punch Verzavt while mispronouncing his name.

  31. bob says:

    tell verzavt he’s a looser, then write it in stone

  32. Kankuro195 says:

    Challenge the dark self behind you to a staring contest.

  33. Kankuro195 says:

    Have a staring contest with dark James for control of your body.

  34. Misharu says:

    slaughterify Verzavt

  35. Hiimgod says:

    Immediatly ask if he is your Conscience.

  36. Duck says:

    Incinerate and see what happens.

  37. Piña says:

    Comment on how dark elves copy everything

  38. TJ says:

    Shoot… did his soul steal your body (Which was death)…

    That’s not good at all.

  39. TastedLikeCake says:

    Don’t believe anything he says.

  40. Kouk says:

    Have a crisis of identity.

  41. Blue_Elite says:

    Ask Verzavt to explain what’s going on.

    OR

    Make wild assumptions and act on them immediately.

  42. Red says:

    Realize that he must know all of your moves now that he’s you, so do something TOTALLY UNEXPECTED

  43. Tim Thomason says:

    Summon the mysterious pirate warrior to assist you in this bout.

  44. lostaname says:

    have the inevitable slapfest

    or

    invite Deblin into your brain

    or

    do something stupid

    or

    Your friends are your power! Use them!

    or

    Nothing is stronger then love. Use the Jane-Attack!

  45. 0kiska says:

    Try to levitate with your head down and feet up.

  46. Limette says:

    Make a final conclusion that leads up all loose strings of the plot.

  47. Iknownothing says:

    poke him in the eyes

  48. lostaname says:

    Ask him why he looks just like you.

  49. DN says:

    Use your amulett to capture him

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