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Cells are forever

Teleport to Farthore

You don’t remember Farthore being a big crystal…wasn’t that just Relsh and that rip-off dark elf town?

What do you do?

30 Suggestions for “Cells are forever”

  1. CMP says:

    Tell them to that you’re James Woodrock, the One.

  2. lostaname says:

    Be reunited with a partymember.

  3. lostaname says:

    be brought to the queen. DUH!

  4. jerkface says:

    Since you’re death, kill everybody. Since everybody’s dead, nobody needs saving!

  5. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Liquify the crystal.

  6. Dreziv says:

    WELLLLLLL… I think we have 2 options previously stated in the comments above me :/
    1)To the Queen, you’re the one.
    2)MURDER MURDER FOR EVERYONE! GET IT ON THE WALLS! >:D

    …except that smile emote needs to be 60xcreepier.

  7. Drillgorg says:

    Be glad your eyes are back to normal.

  8. NightFlame says:

    Start shouting about the hellspawn army

  9. Dellis says:

    Next

    Comment:
    Please, DON’T make Jane the queen. That would mean she got with Ray! That can’t be possible.

  10. Blue_Elite says:

    Make bad cold/ice puns to the queen.

    OR

    Teleport out of the ice block.

  11. DN says:

    to the Queen!

  12. Loof says:

    Unknowingly insult the queen

  13. ironpenguin says:

    Inform them you are an elf, not a worm

  14. TSSL says:

    Sing “O Mio Babbino Caro” in a deliberate attempt to confuse them.

  15. Jakob says:

    Tell them to that you’re James Woodrock, the One.

  16. Yomojo says:

    Demand to see the queen, and keep pretending it was YOU who wants to see HER.

  17. Koyal says:

    Blink really really fast in a futile attempt to escape.

  18. zeta-mus says:

    Use your status as the One to get out of trouble

  19. bardvlw says:

    Warn Them

  20. SecretAgent000 says:

    Tell them that you’re Death now, as well as The One.

  21. Antipope says:

    Think about 10 feet to the left.

  22. lostaname says:

    Wish for Krinn

  23. ilver says:

    Play dead.

  24. lostaname says:

    ilver says:
    July 1, 2011 at 10:55 am

    Play Death.

    Fix’d

  25. PHANTOM says:

    Teleport somewhere else.

  26. Paul says:

    Realize how your eyes look normal again…

  27. Supernerd says:

    Port five feet to the left. Repeat as necessary.

  28. pieman170 says:

    calmly exlpain what your doing

  29. Paul says:

    … I swear, they did look normal just an hour ago… never mind.

  30. MacHappa says:

    Take out sunglasses and make a lame pun about getting a “warm” welcome.
    Do not forget the fitting music.

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