Scream and stab with your sword behind you for no reason
Because that worked so well for your wife.
What do you do?
Turn the sword into an umbrella to show you mean no harm.
expand the sword blade so that it causes the beast to break apart
Give him the gift of your not being there (Run Away).
Hugs
time to leave.
or
VIOLET!!!!
Watch what happens next
Apologize for being such a good Verzavt imitator.
Scold it like Verzavt would do for sneaking up on you.
Run.
Use every ounce of your persuasive powers.
As honor demands, marry the shadow thingy.
Cast invisibility and run!
OR
Cast Magic Armor on yourself and prepare to fight.
Friendship Incinerate.
Burn that monster until it’s nothing, with an incinerate and amplify combo.
RUN RUN RUN.
Attempt to conversate with him/her/it
It seems angry, ask it to express those feelings.
Friendship escape!
Determine it’s motives or Convince the creature that it’s a traditional elvish greeting or Advance in the opposite direction
Awesome, second time a suggestion of mine has been taken
Anyway, heres my suggestion this time:
Cue flee scene.
Do something it wouldn’t expect
Widen the Manadan’s blade so the monster is torn into pieces.
Notice you shiskebab’d a monster with your umbrella. There is only one thing a smart elf can do; Open the umbrella.
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Turn the sword into an umbrella to show you mean no harm.
expand the sword blade so that it causes the beast to break apart
Give him the gift of your not being there (Run Away).
Hugs
time to leave.
or
VIOLET!!!!
Watch what happens next
or
Apologize for being such a good Verzavt imitator.
Scold it like Verzavt would do for sneaking up on you.
Run.
Use every ounce of your persuasive powers.
As honor demands, marry the shadow thingy.
Cast invisibility and run!
OR
Cast Magic Armor on yourself and prepare to fight.
Friendship Incinerate.
Burn that monster until it’s nothing, with an incinerate and amplify combo.
RUN RUN RUN.
Attempt to conversate with him/her/it
It seems angry, ask it to express those feelings.
Friendship escape!
Determine it’s motives
or
Convince the creature that it’s a traditional elvish greeting
or
Advance in the opposite direction
Awesome, second time a suggestion of mine has been taken
Anyway, heres my suggestion this time:
Cue flee scene.
Do something it wouldn’t expect
Widen the Manadan’s blade so the monster is torn into pieces.
Notice you shiskebab’d a monster with your umbrella. There is only one thing a smart elf can do; Open the umbrella.