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Marine biology is hard

Become a marine biologist

What do you do?

19 Suggestions for “Marine biology is hard”

  1. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Make a saving throw versus poison.

  2. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Piggy-back ride your way to town.

  3. lostaname says:

    Be immobilized by Poison.

    or

    puke on Violet

  4. Jack says:

    Cast Purge on yourself.

  5. Ariak says:

    I second Wolfe.
    It’s about time for your turn to be carried by someone else.

  6. Hiimgod says:

    Tell Violet your to weak to go one and insist she carry you to town.

  7. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Make a saving throw against common sense.

  8. mouldcube says:

    counteract by eating MORE poison algae…because, you know, two poisons make a cure…or something like that.

  9. liquify says:

    Slip into yet another state of unconsciousness/have a fever dream.

  10. lostaname says:

    Meanwhile….with Verzavt…

  11. TSSL says:

    Ask the river for directions.

  12. Supernerd says:

    You aren’t poisoned or hurt from that. Keep eating some while you continue on your way so that you don’t look like an idiot!

  13. Blue_Elite says:

    Start hallucinating.

    OR

    Inventory the poison algae and move on.

    OR

    Try to break the awkward silence while you travel.

  14. zeta-mus says:

    Inventory the poison algae, and be sinister about it
    or
    Use trigonometry to determine the length of the river
    or
    Be completely and utterly unaffected by the poison

  15. lostaname says:

    Discover your new ability to cough up severe burning acid.

  16. lostaname says:

    Fall in the river and scream that you are being abducted by it.

  17. SagaDC says:

    Violet might have a negative opinion of your abilities now. Do something to impress her, quick!

  18. Demonio Penguino says:

    Seek advice from Joshua, Joanna, and Sparkface.

  19. Layman says:

    Ask Violet what special skills she has.

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