Use an escape song to escape
Escape song fails, also…does it taste like tar in here or what?
What do you do?
tell the tar monster you don’t love it
or
kiss it back
EPIC LARS RESCUE TEAM GO
use the lute as a weapon.
DANCE WATER DANCE!
do not get swallowed.
call on the kingdom defenders.
Pretend you’re El Kabong. Fail Miserably.
OR
Pretend you’re El Kabong. Critical Success!
Throw your trusty rock at one of it’s orby things.
get caught/sucked up
Kill it with fire!
Reveal all your skills to us. It’ll be a lot easier to make you not dead that way.
Hug the tar monster. It’s clear that’s all it ever really wanted.
Try a polka, preferably Finnish.
whatever happens next, be surprised.
whatever happens next, act normal
Play the lute so fast it will burst into flames, then use it to poke away the monster.
Next
Dump out whatever is in your inventory and inventory the tar monster thingy
D’aaaw it’s kissing you. Give it a kiss back.
Get yourself wet so the oil can’t reach you
Call for Lars, he will help.
Kiss it back.
Tell it your not intrested in a long term relationshipe, but would like to stay friends if possible.
Invite her on a date. Or switch to another instrument.
Do something stupid today; light a match in that Tar Monster. (Never my motto unless it is needed.)
If no one has matches you can borrow, somehow make some sparks.
Eat it first.
Eat your way out.
Be consumed by the tar monster so you can attack it from the inside.
Use your Mackrel stabber.
Use an escape song for something else.
Get giddy on tar fumes.
Quick! Kill it with fire.
Do something that won’t result in getting eaten by a tar monster.
Allow the giant symbiote to merge with you and give you super powers like in Spider Man 3.
See what Lars is up to.
Check out its bewbs.
definitely do something with bewbs. Preferably Shella’s bewbs.
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tell the tar monster you don’t love it
or
kiss it back
or
EPIC LARS RESCUE TEAM GO
use the lute as a weapon.
or
DANCE WATER DANCE!
do not get swallowed.
or
call on the kingdom defenders.
Pretend you’re El Kabong. Fail Miserably.
OR
Pretend you’re El Kabong. Critical Success!
OR
Throw your trusty rock at one of it’s orby things.
get caught/sucked up
Kill it with fire!
OR
Reveal all your skills to us. It’ll be a lot easier to make you not dead that way.
OR
Hug the tar monster. It’s clear that’s all it ever really wanted.
Try a polka, preferably Finnish.
whatever happens next, be surprised.
or
whatever happens next, act normal
Play the lute so fast it will burst into flames, then use it to poke away the monster.
Next
or
Dump out whatever is in your inventory and inventory the tar monster thingy
D’aaaw it’s kissing you. Give it a kiss back.
Get yourself wet so the oil can’t reach you
Call for Lars, he will help.
Kiss it back.
Tell it your not intrested in a long term relationshipe, but would like to stay friends if possible.
Invite her on a date.
Or switch to another instrument.
Do something stupid today; light a match in that Tar Monster. (Never my motto unless it is needed.)
OR
If no one has matches you can borrow, somehow make some sparks.
Eat it first.
Eat your way out.
OR
Be consumed by the tar monster so you can attack it from the inside.
OR
Use your Mackrel stabber.
Use an escape song for something else.
Get giddy on tar fumes.
Quick! Kill it with fire.
Do something that won’t result in getting eaten by a tar monster.
Allow the giant symbiote to merge with you and give you super powers like in Spider Man 3.
Allow the giant symbiote to merge with you and give you super powers like in Spider Man 3.
See what Lars is up to.
or
Check out its bewbs.
definitely do something with bewbs. Preferably Shella’s bewbs.