Sing a fiery song
You play a very fiery song…you also make a few sparks using your rapier, because the idea that a song could create actual fire is riduculous.
Oh, and you’re currently on fire.
What do you do?
Sing a fiery song
You play a very fiery song…you also make a few sparks using your rapier, because the idea that a song could create actual fire is riduculous.
Oh, and you’re currently on fire.
What do you do?
Sing ‘Burn baby burn’
or
Scream like a little girl
or
plot related intervention
Have some smoked mackerel
or
be saved by Lars
or
be saved by the tar monster that jumped into the water on his own accord
be saved in a ridiculous fashion
or
use the monsters bewbs to escape your burning host.
Stop being on fire!
realize that the tar monster was your only love, start to cry dramatically while you burn.
Stop, drop, and roll.
counteract previous action with a watery song.
Cry, because the idea that a song could create actual water is riduculous.
DO A BARREL ROLL to put the fire out
or
Have the monster be attacked by your fisherman’s friends.
Play your best escape song again
Spit like mad. Preferably IN it’s face.
Let a ‘particular stat’ go down in order to put out the fire.
Swim yourself straight out of MegaGish.
Heat is lighter than air. Set fire to yourself and fly out of the monster.
What a beautiful fire…
Stay inside away from the flames and wait for a chance to get out safely.
Jump into the ocean
sing a watery song
HA! you killed it DIRECTLY, so you get EXP now.
ow ow ow next.
LEVEL UP!
Realize that being in a tar monster on fire would technically boil you alive and not set you on fire. Of course, you’re also suffocating. You can’t breathe tar.
OR
Make your way out of the creature and into some cool, refreshing, water.
OR
Make your way out of the creature and into some cool, refreshing, booze.
Realize how stupid that was and take a moment to seriously reconsider your life choices.
well this is a fine howdy do
just relax and let the fire do its thing… even if it kills you
Somehow survive.
jump into the water surrounding you, then lvl up.
btw got the aSoIaF reference in the title, though its A Song if Ice and Fire, but whatever
Stop, drop and roll.
Watch your health bar with a stunned expression.
Smother yourself with tar so you don’t burn to death.
Stop, drop, roll.
Through the fire and flames!
Make fire puns.
Walk out in a thoroughly bad-ass manner.
Wonder how much fire damage you take per turn.
Cry yourself a river.
or
just cry damnit!
or
do a barrel roll since there is no gravity in the monster!
Make your way out of the creature and into some cool, refreshing, boobs
Make your way out of the creature and into some familiar boobs.