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Ouchies

Bravely seek new party members in the stupidest way possible, so you can help your friends

You are very good at finding party members.

What do you do?

26 Suggestions for “Ouchies”

  1. Hero122 says:

    Realize you’ve hated these guys all along.

  2. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Find and take any sensor candy they may have.

  3. lostaname says:

    Abuse them for your pleasure….and your friends obviously.

    or

    Ask them where the heck they came from

    or

    Ask them how in the world they found you

  4. lostaname says:

    Note that their speechbubbles are weird and not worthy of your royal attention.

  5. lostaname says:

    Ask how your sis is holding up.

  6. RedFox says:

    Sing a song about your braze new party members!
    Or
    Sing to your sick party members to help make them well, they are sure to appreciate waking up to singing!

  7. Myself says:

    Do something stupid

  8. zeta-mus says:

    Act like you are maintaining control over the situation
    or
    Pretend that you’re in charge of things

  9. Red says:

    Sing a song about your new weapon to your new party members
    or,
    use the power of song to revive your party

  10. TSSL says:

    Ascertain the composition of the doors to which Lars refers.

  11. Gogoonthe says:

    Let them heal your friends.

  12. lostaname says:

    Tell Lars he is a wimp

  13. Blue_Elite says:

    Tell Lars to give a full report in an overly serious manner.

    OR

    Ask Lars where he’s been all this time.

  14. Azreal341 says:

    Accuse them of being imposters.

    OR

    Accuse them of being under mind control.

  15. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Refuse to acknowledge them until they complement your fish-sword.

  16. SaucyYum says:

    Ignore them all. tell your fish friend you want to join him/her as a party member.

  17. Yomojo says:

    Eat some fish

  18. Jack says:

    Start giving the best orders you can think of.

  19. Uoteau says:

    Liquidify the- oh wait.

    Sing them the song of your people.

  20. Paul says:

    Ask what in the world they are doing in the most random fishing spot on this planet

  21. lostaname says:

    Wonder if you are cursed since Lars is able to find you in the most random places.

  22. squiggley says:

    Gasp and then accidently throw your wonderful swordfish at them.

  23. pieman170 says:

    thank them for there surveces
    or
    oh crap these guys!

  24. Tim Thomason says:

    Order them to carry mackrel-stabbers from now on.

  25. KZero says:

    Upgrade your new party with fish weapons as well! Possibly even fish armor.

    OR

    What Wolfe M. Howler said.

  26. KZero says:

    OR

    Do a montage.

    (Sorry, thought of that one right after.)

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