Fight the earthquake with the power of ROCK
Does it smell like tar in here?
What do you do?
back away…in the wrong direction
Ignore Lars. He is not your daddy!
tame the tar beast with song (at last a use for a bard!)
Use the power of ROCK to back away
or
Use the power of ROCK….literally by playing on your guitar.
Play European music, hoping it’s your adversaries only weakness!
Start a campfire for the fish you caught.
throw the rock
wet yourself
Throw the rock at whatevers behind you.
Use ROCK on the enemy’s weak spot.
Advance in the opposite direction
Kill it with the power of rock.
Play the song of “through fire and flame”
command the assault.
Turn around and scream.
Like zoinks scoob, it’s the Tar monster, make like a banana and split
Light a match.
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Twist and shout.
Back away directly into the monster.
That’ll teach Lars for giving you bad directions.
Use an escape song to escape
Let Lars handle this.
Back away with the power of ROCK
do a barrel roll
use prettyboy lars as a shield.
for some reason start fiddling with your Mackrel stabber.
Do a barrel roll!
EPIC TURN-AROUND!
Play a rock song to tame the tar monster
Second lostaname – European music is the only option.
Compliment the tar monster on it’s glorious pair of bewbs
OR
Throw the rock at one of it’s shiny orbs.
Find a water source and try to wash the monster away with it.
Inventory the yellow things.
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back away…in the wrong direction
Ignore Lars. He is not your daddy!
tame the tar beast with song (at last a use for a bard!)
Use the power of ROCK to back away
or
Use the power of ROCK….literally by playing on your guitar.
or
Play European music, hoping it’s your adversaries only weakness!
Start a campfire for the fish you caught.
throw the rock
wet yourself
Throw the rock at whatevers behind you.
Use ROCK on the enemy’s weak spot.
Advance in the opposite direction
Kill it with the power of rock.
Play the song of “through fire and flame”
command the assault.
Turn around and scream.
Like zoinks scoob, it’s the Tar monster, make like a banana and split
Light a match.
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Twist and shout.
Back away directly into the monster.
That’ll teach Lars for giving you bad directions.
Use an escape song to escape
Let Lars handle this.
Back away with the power of ROCK
do a barrel roll
or
use prettyboy lars as a shield.
or
for some reason start fiddling with your Mackrel stabber.
Do a barrel roll!
EPIC TURN-AROUND!
Play a rock song to tame the tar monster
Second lostaname – European music is the only option.
Compliment the tar monster on it’s glorious pair of bewbs
OR
Throw the rock at one of it’s shiny orbs.
OR
Find a water source and try to wash the monster away with it.
Inventory the yellow things.