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Surely not behind you right now

Somehow understand it depicts the three steps to Verzavt’s world dominance. The last is still unfinished

Naa, that can’t be it. If the first two ARE finished, then how come you’ve never seen that dark creature before.

What do you do?

27 Suggestions for “Surely not behind you right now”

  1. lostaname says:

    Turn around and no matter what you see, wet your robe.

  2. lostaname says:

    Impersonate Verzavt/JameZ in order to trick it into not attacking you.

  3. Mad Sun says:

    Have a lurking suspicion that something is lurking behind you, and throw a bucket of water at it (Bucket optional).

  4. lostaname says:

    Notice you have to tie your shoes and tie them.

  5. lostaname says:

    No matter who or what you come across, adress it as Violet.

  6. zeta-mus says:

    Take out the red orbs and see what happens
    or
    Smash the red orbs

  7. Hero122 says:

    Oh shiny what’s that?

  8. lostaname says:

    Tell Violet to stop breating in your neck.

  9. Dermonster says:

    Roll initiative.

  10. Kamikaze says:

    Tie your shoe.

  11. Blue_Elite says:

    Ignore the presence of the dark creature no matter what.

    OR

    Use Sparkalize so that the dark creature becomes a bright creature.

  12. Gogoonthe says:

    Verzavt looks just like you, so command it to help you.

  13. Hiimgod says:

    Wet your robes for no reason. No reason at all.

  14. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Realize that the dark creature is really your nemesis, John the Warlock.

  15. Iknownothing says:

    sey “hi, I come in peace” and do the vulcan greeting

  16. RedFox says:

    Press the shiny buttons!

  17. TSSL says:

    Argue with the creature about pecans.

  18. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Challenge yourself to a limbo contest.

  19. Azreal341 says:

    Press all the buttons.

    OR

    It’s too dark in here. Sparklize something.

  20. Riaxh says:

    past experience should really tell you whats going to happen next.

  21. DN says:

    press the dark-creature-button, which unsummons it before you can see it.

  22. necoo says:

    tell the mural on the wall that it is ugly

  23. ironpenguin says:

    Scream and stab your sword behind you for no reason.

  24. superjeff says:

    Cast Blink!

  25. pieman170 says:

    LIQUIFY!!

  26. Keairatona says:

    Shake your groove thang again. This time to avoid the monster behind you.

  27. Red says:

    Sex change! SEX CHANGE!

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