Tell it your not intrested in a long term relationshipe, but would like to stay friends if possible
The tar monster doesn’t take it very well. The good news is that you’re now inside of it…somehow this might be good news.
What do you do?
Tell it your not intrested in a long term relationshipe, but would like to stay friends if possible
The tar monster doesn’t take it very well. The good news is that you’re now inside of it…somehow this might be good news.
What do you do?
Start a riot inside the monster.
or start playing Baby baby again.
Bash the orbs against each other until they break apart!
OR
Use the pair of orbs as your new musical instrument.
OR
Use the power of rock to vibrate the creature, destabilizing it.
I agree with MacHappa. Surely playing Bieber will cause the tar monster to vomit you up.
Plead with the monster to free you by playing it a soothing melody
Tar is flammeable use the Skull to make a spark!
Take control of it from within.
at least now you won’t get dandruff
Breath in the fumes deeply since you have the air to talk.
or
Let a Lars related event occur.
Be thirsty and drink some delicious tar.
or
Sing a fiery song.
Sing a song.
sing the only real song you know….killjoy
Set yourself on fire using the skull and your thick head to make a spark
Next.
Strike up a conversation with Monsieur White Floaty Thing.
Bounce around in an attempt to make the monster throw up.
Embrace the situation, merge completely and become one with the tar monster.
Hum a tune of unbearable sadness and longing.
Play the song of heat and fire.
Use fire on it from the inside, because nothing bad could possibly go wrong with that
next
or
Discover that the skull next to you is magical.
Name the skull.
oh no! your outfit!
The woman tar monster did not let you finish! You were going to say “…Unless I can save the world, for there is not much time left.”
Inventory small bits of it until it colapses.
play music, if people can’t stand your music outside, then what about when your in them.