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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Blink out of the cage

What do you do?

39 Suggestions for “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

  1. Drillgorg says:

    Tease/insult Sparkface about his name.

  2. TSSL says:

    Shed beautiful tears of disbelief and anguish.

  3. Jojo Mellow says:

    Suck it up and craft yourself a new arm from the nearest available object.

  4. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Politely demand that Joanna and Sparkface saw off their arms as well.

  5. Hiimgod says:

    Be a narcissist and keep screaming about the missing part of your arm until it is returned.
    Or
    Just keep screaming anyway.

  6. hero122 says:

    Realize pheonix can be cast on your self.

    (then procied in saying “caw caw.”

  7. Azreal341 says:

    Keep screaming until she goes away.

    OR

    Keep screaming until SparkFace shows up.

  8. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Continue yelling, and get louder by using amplify.

  9. TJ says:

    Whelp, looks like it’s about time to conjure bouncy.

    Yes, for that is CLEARLY your best option.

  10. Mark says:

    Play a little game known as “Haaaave you met my distraction?”

  11. Niriw says:

    Keep the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH until you get your arm back or maybe some ice cream

  12. Liefizul says:

    Wonder what will happen when you cast Electric Barrier on Joanna or Sparkface.

    OR

    Cast Sparkalize on Sparkface or Sparkley Looney.

  13. DN says:

    bite her

  14. DN says:

    or
    use more spells to fix it

  15. DN says:

    or
    liquify them, that should have nice side effects

  16. CtrlAltonDel says:

    Dopplegangerize self, cut off doppleganger’s arm, magnetify severed arm and your stump of an arm.

  17. pieman170 says:

    reasion with them

  18. Riaxh says:

    oh yeah? well its 2v2, so they shouldn’t think they have that much of an advantage.

  19. Riaxh says:

    chris! its the first time James used blink, and its not the name of the panel! :O

  20. KZero says:

    Scream at Sparkface as well.

    OR

    Cast random magic that targets things other than you.

  21. PiƱa says:

    Get Doctor Cat to heal you.

  22. valen c. says:

    What happened to Josh and Joanna? That was the best shipping in the series.

  23. Jack says:

    Riaxh: it’s the third (or fifth) time James has used Blink, depending on whether you count the three that he used together to escape the ice castle. I remember because the first time was one of mine.

    Magic is unpredictable? THEN CAST AS MANY SPELLS AS YOU CAN!

  24. Realmhopper says:

    Make this about you

  25. valen c. says:

    Ask Josh to make you a mega-buster.

  26. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Magic your arm back.

  27. JamesTheElf says:

    Craft yourself an arm of automail, then blink those two around town for as much as your mana allows!

  28. That wizard says:

    Frost water…something with a dress do it Now youll freeze the place before you burn to death…or just mess around with magic till something gets done or you get your arm back

  29. necoo says:

    use joshua as an arm

  30. necoo says:

    or

    complain that no one ever tells you anything ahead of time

  31. PHANTOM says:

    Pull yourself together by assuring yourself that limbs grow back.

  32. Blue_Elite says:

    Ask Joshua for a hook hand/arm while Joanna reveals her master plan to you.

    OR

    Ask Joshua for a replacement arm while Joanna reveals her master plan to you.

    OR

    Ask Joshua for a replacement arm.

  33. Max says:

    FREAK
    THE
    HELL
    OUT!!!!

  34. The Conch Norris says:

    Kill Sparkface with your midget arm

  35. Teyalora says:

    Liquefy them and then use freeze on their liquid forms.

  36. Drali says:

    Make yourself a new hand out of the baby mimic.

  37. lostaname says:

    Tell Joanna you will ride her like a quad for this.

    or

    Make it all about yourself.

    or

    Tell Joanna she’s just as blond as you and therefor just as stupid.

  38. Zoom Baby says:

    Propose a truce in your best pirate voice.

  39. Kankuro195 says:

    Allow your narcissism to get in the way of the torture.

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