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Deep breathe, please hold it

Ask her how to turn back

You’re leaving…as soon as you unfreeze from that ungodly cold breathe.

What do you do?

31 Suggestions for “Deep breathe, please hold it”

  1. Greenwind says:

    Drive a stake through the Master’s heart.

  2. hurrtitam of durrington says:

    ask him if you could be something with an better fashion sense.

  3. arceus21 says:

    ask the person with the wiggly chat-box what he just said because you cant read the wigglyness.

  4. Hiimgod says:

    Ask the master what he means by “new recruit.” And maybe react to him or something.

  5. TSSL says:

    Make a patriotic speech on why blue is the best color.

  6. Blue_Elite says:

    Be petrified with fear.

    OR

    Bow down to the Master before he makes you by breaking your knee caps.

  7. Koyal says:

    When a level 57 shows on the scene you better behave if you want to survive.

  8. pieman170 says:

    well maby we should stay wit them

  9. Hero122 says:

    TAVROS STYLE LANCE-IMPALE!

  10. Ethan says:

    Try not to wet yourself.

  11. Jamesome says:

    GET PANICKED AND JUMP OUT BY THE WINDOW BY TURNING YOURSELF A BAT.

  12. Jakob says:

    Confront the monster.

  13. Jack says:

    Check your character sheet to see what new powers you have.

  14. VayneRumar says:

    Greet your long-lost grandfather, and tell him he’s lost weight.

    OR

    2nding jumping out the window; just look out for spiked fencing.

  15. VayneRumar says:

    Tavros style lance-impalement doesn’t tend to go well for the user…

  16. KeJoRo says:

    Under-react to the new situation.

  17. Yomojo says:

    Be very self-defensive about your blue-skinned race

  18. Kamikaze says:

    Kill the nazi vampire behind you.

  19. DKB says:

    Jump out of the third floor of the left wing.

  20. Demonio Penguino says:

    Vault the heck away from him.

  21. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Offer the nearest living thing to it so it goes away.

  22. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Act shocked at how the Master doesn’t look as old as he should,

  23. Megaflareon says:

    Now that they mention it, you might be able to stay for..a few minutes.

  24. Riaxh says:

    um….nice jumper?

  25. Liefizul says:

    Burst out in song. ‘Cause you’re blue.

  26. Supernerd says:

    Find out what these vampires think of Farthore to decide if suicide is your only option or not.

  27. Tim Thomason says:

    Tell the Master this site is too young to understand Buffy the Vampire Slayer references.

  28. PHANTOM says:

    Vault as many times as physically possible.

  29. Cloymax says:

    Ask the Master if he can boost-level you.

  30. Jeremy says:

    Grab the closest object you can use as a weapon and kill a heathen already.

  31. zeta-mus says:

    Look for a library
    or
    Learn more about vampirism
    or
    Learn more about your current affliction

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