Hug the Knight of Light
Being stupid, like you usually are, the only thing you can think off is to hug the knight.
What do you do?
Hey! I’m not stupid… But Story time, sit and listen
Listen to the stories
Don’t stop hugging until he tells every story story
Ask for some story cookies.
Look for your lost levels while listening to the story!
Listen to three stories…only THREE.
Do everything in your power to focus on the knight’s stories.
Ask where your bars went.
Insist that you get your cookies and milk on durring this telling.
OR
Request a plush pony to hug as a substitute for the knight.
But first, are you dead?
Stay awhile and listen.
ask him to make someone less creepy to tell the story… preferably in a place that is less creepy
Make up your own 4 stories and tell them to the Knight
Hey he’s not stupid, he just has the internet telling him what to do. Now listen to some stories in manliest way possible.
STORY TIME
Shrug and listen
listen for the sake of man kind
listen
listen to the stories, but fall asleep during the first one.
Listen to the stories, and when he finishes, ask him why he didn’t tell you the last one.
Take control of whoever is the main character of this story.
WHY ARE YOU LEVEL 1?!?!?!?!
Tell the stories YOUR way.
be patient and listen.
or
make the knight of light listen to your story instead.
ask the knight of light why you are a child again.
Tell the knight your own story about the knight who told too many stories.
Let your cats listen to the stories too.
Realise how extremely dead you must be if the knight of light is an angel.
Listen.
Ask for your favorite story, the one with the walrus.
Try to haggle him down to three stories.
Resquest popcorn or make a scene.
Ask if you can have some ice cream for the stories
Next
Listen while staring blankly at the knight.
Ask the Knight of Light what happens if he is has ever experienced darkness, then wish he was around when you were young, that way you didnt have a crippling fear of the dark, which you suddenly have re-discovered
ask where the knight of night is.
Keep asking for clarification about very minor points.
Fidget like no one’s business.
Listen, but inquire for minor details that are utterly unimportant for the stories.
Demand the quick version of the stories.
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Hey! I’m not stupid… But Story time, sit and listen
Listen to the stories
Don’t stop hugging until he tells every story story
Ask for some story cookies.
Look for your lost levels while listening to the story!
Listen to three stories…only THREE.
Do everything in your power to focus on the knight’s stories.
Ask where your bars went.
Insist that you get your cookies and milk on durring this telling.
OR
Request a plush pony to hug as a substitute for the knight.
But first, are you dead?
Stay awhile and listen.
ask him to make someone less creepy to tell the story… preferably in a place that is less creepy
Make up your own 4 stories and tell them to the Knight
Hey he’s not stupid, he just has the internet telling him what to do.
Now listen to some stories in manliest way possible.
STORY TIME
Shrug and listen
listen for the sake of man kind
listen
listen to the stories, but fall asleep during the first one.
Listen to the stories, and when he finishes, ask him why he didn’t tell you the last one.
Take control of whoever is the main character of this story.
WHY ARE YOU LEVEL 1?!?!?!?!
Tell the stories YOUR way.
be patient and listen.
or
make the knight of light listen to your story instead.
ask the knight of light why you are a child again.
Tell the knight your own story about the knight who told too many stories.
Let your cats listen to the stories too.
Realise how extremely dead you must be if the knight of light is an angel.
Listen.
Ask for your favorite story, the one with the walrus.
Try to haggle him down to three stories.
Resquest popcorn or make a scene.
Ask if you can have some ice cream for the stories
OR
Next
Listen while staring blankly at the knight.
Ask the Knight of Light what happens if he is has ever experienced darkness, then wish he was around when you were young, that way you didnt have a crippling fear of the dark, which you suddenly have re-discovered
ask where the knight of night is.
Keep asking for clarification about very minor points.
Fidget like no one’s business.
Listen, but inquire for minor details that are utterly unimportant for the stories.
Demand the quick version of the stories.