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Fuel it

Explain that you aren’t really righteous enough to be used in this way

This is not what you thought war would be at all.

What do you do?

34 Suggestions for “Fuel it”

  1. Syaoran says:

    bleed

  2. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Cast vault.

  3. Megaflareon says:

    bleed

  4. KZero says:

    Wait, that’s stupid. You killed babies. That village had to have babies.

    FIX THIS. :I really, it’s quite the oversight.

    Eh, anyway… Next.

  5. dragon says:

    but….that village had babies….

  6. Iccc says:

    DON’Y LOSE HOPE!

    DON’T DIE HERE!

    DON’T FAIL YOUR PEOPLE!

    NOT NOW! NOT YET! NOT THIS WAY!

  7. necoo says:

    but… you killed babies

  8. Kaliron says:

    Conjure Defense, then vault out of the altar and run to safety with your last remaining strength.

  9. Jakob says:

    Fight back.

  10. Crazycolorz5 says:

    Die
    or
    James: Ask “Did that really happen”
    or
    James: Cry like a little baby
    or
    James: Ask for a better ending.

    or
    James:Ask for the next story.
    or
    Remember this one time where you cheated the tax collectors of some money by having a baby, and killing it afterwards.

  11. Masuhiro says:

    Attempt to die

  12. eggface says:

    Die and let´s get to the next history

  13. Riaxh says:

    oh dear, no happy ending :/

    i second crazycolorz5′s 4th suggestion.

  14. Riaxh says:

    geez if all they needed was blood they could have just like made a little cut or something :/

  15. VDOgamez says:

    Ask for a better ending indeed.

  16. Riaxh says:

    James: point out that if he slaughtered an entire village there was bound to be at least one baby.

  17. Lunar-tic says:

    Die

  18. Hiimgod says:

    But.. You had to have kill at /least/ one baby in that village
    or
    Keep following Wade’s orders and bleed.

  19. John says:

    Die and then come out of the rift as a hellspawn.

  20. Ethan says:

    Flashback to the time you forgot to pay your taxes.

  21. JamestheElf says:

    Next story.

  22. KeJoRo says:

    Epiphany time!

  23. Kamikaze says:

    Make up your own happy ending.

  24. Blue_Elite says:

    Do anything but bleed.

    OR

    Don’t bleed just to spite them.

    OR

    Use Broaden before you die.

    OR

    Broaden your horizons.

  25. PHANTOM says:

    Die slowly and painfully.

  26. Supernerd says:

    Don’t worry! There were probably babies in that village you burned!

  27. Agro Drawer says:

    Wait…you did kill babies in that village becaues you GENOCIDED THEM ALL thus its intirely possable that one of them was a baby thus the gods will not forgive you youll be fine

  28. Egm says:

    Curse the gods, Now

  29. Kgummy says:

    Realize that you killed babies in that village, and tell them so.

  30. Darian says:

    Nathan: Die. AND James: “Is that the end?”

  31. Drink adrenaline potion!

  32. Jack says:

    Pour adrenaline potion directly into your wound.

  33. EpicAdventurer says:

    James: Wait but he burned a village, surely he killed some babies?

  34. Kouk says:

    Wake up in a dreamworld populated by lollipopmonsters and flying rabbits.

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