Take control of whoever is the main character of this story
Name : Nathan Ferris ; Race : Dark elf ; Title : Private Nathan Ferris of the 3rd Farthore battalion.
What do you do, private?
Take control of whoever is the main character of this story
Name : Nathan Ferris ; Race : Dark elf ; Title : Private Nathan Ferris of the 3rd Farthore battalion.
What do you do, private?
Go on an airship. Airships are awesome.
Be someone without a stick in their ass.
OR
Immediately move on to a different story.
OR
Become Captain America.
OR
Let’s say hi to your idiot sidekick!
Next
look at your character page and inventory
I new ew would have the gunslinger/soldier character. I told you dawg. I TOLD YOU.
Celebrate in a bar by ordering non-alcoholic beer
Show off your character sheet
momentarily ponder you ancestry so we can tell if your the One.
Prepare for the assassination of the King of Farthore.
As a Dark Elf, you must rip off something an Elf would say.
investigate Private Lenard.
Drop and give the Captain 20!
Go on a coffee break despite not liking coffee.
Question your lack of musket
Train till you level up.
Listen to the Knight of Light narrarate, and wonder if you’re going insane.
Check your character sheet
Salute someone or something.
check your own stats
Skip to the good part.
Do a Super Sexy Hero Pose before embarking on this epic quest of epicness and fun.. And walrusses.
Status check now private!
Don a massive shield and become CAPTAIN FARTHORE, HERO OF JUSTICE!!!
Do some private stuff.
Bo-riing. Ask for a better story.
Wonder how you got to lvl. 10 so quickly.
Feel a deep and lasting shame for the way you steal everything from the elvish people.
Dye your hair brown
LET THE STORY TELLING COMENCE!!
Bow to the nearest pure elf and apologize for being born as lowblood copycat scum.
wait….Nathan?! the dark elf at the gay bar from page 186?!?!