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Jamsel in distress

Enjoy the trip by reading a book/Pretend you’re a princess trapped in a tower, waiting for your rescue

This is a LONG flight…you read the “Waiting/Meditation” section of your rulebook, played pretend for half an hour and you’re still a hundred miles away from Farthore.

And now someone’s knocking on the door.

What do you do?

27 Suggestions for “Jamsel in distress”

  1. Syaoran says:

    not change back into normal clothes before answering the door

  2. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Greet them like the princess you are.

  3. lostaname says:

    Be a good Princess and scream the moment you open the door.

    or

    Ask ‘Who is it?’

    or

    Pretend you are not there.

  4. CMP says:

    Answer the door in a neighborly fashion.

  5. Leraku says:

    Dive out the window without answering. Obviously it could only be someone here to kidnap you, after all!

  6. Kaelgren says:

    Swing the door open and swoon into the arms of whoever is there.

  7. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Pretend to be asleep.

  8. Riaxh says:

    i thought you’re rulebook got destroyed’????

  9. Kouk says:

    Pretend you’re busy.

  10. KZero says:

    Ignore the knocking and continue reading, for knowledge is power!

    OR

    Ask who’s at the door in a high, lilting, voice.

  11. Riaxh says:

    ask whos there in a high pitched voice (your normal voice).

  12. Layman says:

    Look out the peephole.

    OR

    If the isn’t a peephole, make one.

  13. Eridan the Pirate says:

    Open the door without any caution.

  14. TSSL says:

    Assume it to be a knock-knock joke.

  15. mouldcube says:

    yell “that’s not the secret knock” and then protect yourself from the resultant abuse.

  16. Zoom Baby says:

    It MUST be someone pretending to be your prince! Lie still and pucker up!

  17. Max says:

    Be “rescued”

  18. zeta-mus says:

    Strip down and wear a towel around your body to make it look like you were showering
    or
    Continue impersonating a female
    or
    Continue cross-dressing

  19. Crazycolorz5 says:

    Respond to the Knock-Knock with “Who’s There?”.

  20. Crazycolorz5 says:

    Or

    Pretend better by casting sex-change.

  21. Blue_Elite says:

    Sex change and answer the door.

    OR

    Sex change and don’t answer the door.

    OR

    Cast sex change on whoever is at the door so things don’t get weird.

  22. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Get your mimic servant to open it.

  23. Pazno says:

    Demand to know who dares disturb the princess at this time of night.

  24. Pazno says:

    Demand to know who dares disturb the princess at this time of night.

  25. DKB says:

    Let the person in and hide.

  26. necoo says:

    meditate then unleash hell on who ever it is regardless of who it is

  27. pseudoname says:

    wait, i thought our rulebook was destroyed?

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