Enjoy the trip by reading a book/Pretend you’re a princess trapped in a tower, waiting for your rescue

This is a LONG flight…you read the “Waiting/Meditation” section of your rulebook, played pretend for half an hour and you’re still a hundred miles away from Farthore.

And now someone’s knocking on the door.
What do you do?





not change back into normal clothes before answering the door
Greet them like the princess you are.
Be a good Princess and scream the moment you open the door.
or
Ask ‘Who is it?’
or
Pretend you are not there.
Answer the door in a neighborly fashion.
Dive out the window without answering. Obviously it could only be someone here to kidnap you, after all!
Swing the door open and swoon into the arms of whoever is there.
Pretend to be asleep.
i thought you’re rulebook got destroyed’????
Pretend you’re busy.
Ignore the knocking and continue reading, for knowledge is power!
OR
Ask who’s at the door in a high, lilting, voice.
ask whos there in a high pitched voice (your normal voice).
Look out the peephole.
OR
If the isn’t a peephole, make one.
Open the door without any caution.
Assume it to be a knock-knock joke.
yell “that’s not the secret knock” and then protect yourself from the resultant abuse.
It MUST be someone pretending to be your prince! Lie still and pucker up!
Be “rescued”
Strip down and wear a towel around your body to make it look like you were showering
or
Continue impersonating a female
or
Continue cross-dressing
Respond to the Knock-Knock with “Who’s There?”.
Or
Pretend better by casting sex-change.
Sex change and answer the door.
OR
Sex change and don’t answer the door.
OR
Cast sex change on whoever is at the door so things don’t get weird.
Get your mimic servant to open it.
Demand to know who dares disturb the princess at this time of night.
Demand to know who dares disturb the princess at this time of night.
Let the person in and hide.
meditate then unleash hell on who ever it is regardless of who it is
wait, i thought our rulebook was destroyed?