Mad dash to the exit before she hits you again
From the “Encyclopedia of folklore” in the Relsh library:
“Night elves are fictional characters developed by the deceased explorer Ludwig Von Blizzardius. Their origin is linked to the story of the “first couple” – Adam and Evizophoris. Blizzardius wrote five short stories about the race where he talks about living amongst them for two years. Some fans of his works are certain that the race exists, and some even speak of sigthtings of the woodland elves, but evidence of their existance has yet to be found.”
You think you just found it. Also…you’re naked.
What do you do?
GO GET YOURSELF SOME CLOTHES
Continue without clothing!
or
Ask the knight of light to put clothes on this situation
Make like Solid Snake around the village. You have to at least be able to keep your dignity…
Ask the night elves to dance for you.
round around screaming and waggling your “one eyed snake”.
Vault around while covering your nether regions.
Conjure defenses/clothes.
Streaking time!
Continue being naked.
or
Next
(WHY CHRIS MUST EVERYONE BE NAKED.)
Wake up. Again.
Remember what your training told you about this situation.
Remember Big Boss. Do what Big Boss would do in this situation; except you cant as you aren’t Big Boss. Just do your best.
or
Grab a vine and vault yourself.
act like your supposed to be naked
Hang out at a Night Elf nudist colony.
Panic!
OR
Ask what happened/how you got here.
Got fig leaves?
Go hunt for some clothes, because nobody want/needs to see that.
COVER YOURSELF MAN!
ask the Night Elf who hit you if she did anything dirty while you were out
Question the night elf what happened.
ponder how the first two beings gave birth to all the races.
with a feeling of Deja Vu, claim to be an ambasador of the Dark Elves.
haha “Blizzardius”. very nice Chris.
Get yo clothes on, fool!
Go back and assure her that you were just on a defense patrol and got knocked down here when a monster attacked.
Try to blend in.