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Rawr I’m a Cryoscorpion

Observe any sudden changes in your surroundings

Now that you mention it…there’s a lot of shaking all of the sudden.

Taken from Monsterpedium, general Farthorian library:

“The mimic – a natural predator that feasts on victims, decieved by elaborate illusions. No one has ever seen a mimic’s original form. Sizes vary from speciment to speciment, the smallest one being measured as slightly bigger than an average rabbit and the biggest being mistaken for a second moon for two-hundred years before it realized the planet wasn’t going to walk into it’s mouth and left.”

What do you do?

20 Suggestions for “Rawr I’m a Cryoscorpion”

  1. valen c. says:

    Cast seismise or summon magma elemental

  2. TSSL says:

    Leave, tsk-tsking all the way.

  3. Layman says:

    You don’t have enough power for this fight. Take Violet and blink out of there.

  4. Kamikaze says:

    Hide in the cave you are in so it can’t eat you!

  5. pieman170 says:

    Kill this imposter!

  6. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Mock the mimic until it is critically demoralized.

  7. Myself says:

    Feel safe knowing that Veruvasatazezzt will never find you in your new fortress!

  8. DKB says:

    Look around.

  9. Riaxh says:

    when in doubt, incinerate.

  10. Klyka says:

    Think really hard about the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man.

  11. PiƱa says:

    enlarge your sword of manadan to the point where the monster explodes.

  12. digitalwolf says:

    ok, that quote is priceless…

    on topic:

    Take a rain check…

  13. zeta-mus says:

    Goad the monster into walking the way you want it to
    or
    Attempt to lead the monster to your destination

  14. Blue_Elite says:

    Point out things could be worse.

    OR

    Point out things could be worse and then wait for them to get worse.

  15. Paul says:

    Be oblivious to the changes around you and focus on your new pet

  16. KZero says:

    Comment: I absolutely love this description of mimics and the very idea of huge mimics is both awesome and fascinating.

    WDYDs

    Burn this cave’s mouth.

    OR

    Use Manadan to cut a hole in the side of this thing’s face.

  17. lostaname says:

    Use your manadan to cut it from the inside. DUH

  18. Chaotick says:

    Stick your sword in the mimic’s tongue.

  19. Dellis says:

    tickle his throat so much he coughs you out.

  20. Hero122 says:

    Try useing some of vazerdaft’s powers. Mind control the mimic.

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