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Spiketail

Wipe Eelis’s fruit punch off your face

“Let me get that for you” is what that Spikethorn would say if it had a sense of humor and, you know, could talk.

What do you do?

21 Suggestions for “Spiketail”

  1. BCH says:

    Use Conjure Defenses to replace your broken armor.

  2. JamestheElf says:

    James: Pause in the storytelling to think of all the wonders of corn. Again.

  3. RedFox says:

    Kill it! kill it! kill it! kill it!

  4. KZero says:

    Second BCH.

    OR

    Attempt to save your other party member.

  5. Hero122 says:

    Stab it under the jaw! They could still be saved!

  6. Kamikaze says:

    Go unconscious.

  7. Loof says:

    Conjure defences, then vault out of its’ way

  8. Ethan says:

    Run back to the camp.

  9. Shadow says:

    Conjure defences and FIGHT.

  10. SecretAgent000 says:

    Cast Conjure Defenses on you and your allies, repeatedly, to the point where nobody can move due the weight of all those Defenses.

  11. Joebass says:

    maybe it has some weak spots

    try poking it in the eye

  12. necoo says:

    pet the spikethon and give it a hug saying that it will all be ok

  13. Use conjure defense 3 times in a row!

  14. Paul says:

    Being dead must really enhance James’ attention span. I second the corn guy.

  15. Blue_Elite says:

    Conjure Defenses and run!

    OR

    Have the mysterious 4th member show up and save you.

  16. Myself says:

    Avoid death

  17. Skullbearer says:

    Channel your boredom, frustration, and general pent up repressed personality (due to the large wooden object up your rear oriented cavity), and rip something vital out of the beast with your bare hands in a crazed, epic fashion.

    OR

    Conjure Defense

  18. Koyal says:

    Vault away from the monster before it attacks you again.

  19. Mister Snow says:

    Don’t be a hero! Run!!

  20. TSSL says:

    Mourn your lost, beautiful armor.

  21. Hiimgod says:

    Conjure defense and RUN.
    Or
    Try to fight him like a MAN.

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