Go on over and question their use of the word “yooho”
Not exactly what you were expecting from joining the army, but as long as it’s to fight hellspawn…
What do you do?
Go on over and question their use of the word “yooho”
Not exactly what you were expecting from joining the army, but as long as it’s to fight hellspawn…
What do you do?
Accept the suicide mission, and pack your sword.
Suggest that you instantly set out to defeat hellspawn in the name of XP and loot… Oh and justice while you are at it.
Nickname your third party member ‘bunny’. Oooh joo joo joo, so cute.
OR
Wonder if you got the crapy job because you’re dark.
OR
Discover your 4th party member awkwardly.
Realize the 4th party member is the nice human clerk.
Your Sargent is a fraud created by the darkness, attack!
wait a moment i thought this was a story from the past… how long ago was this
patrol.
Tell your teammates exactly what you think of them.
You’re bad-ass enough to count for two people, so four man team.
Have an unfortunate history with the fourth member, romantic or otherwise.
Shut up and follow orders, like a good little solider.
Say hello to Jane.
Because c’mon, the fourth member is totally her.
plot to usurp Eelis’s leadership position.
Better take that bandana, you can put it to better use.
Search for the fourth Member.
Pray to the elven gods that the last party member is not an elf.
@necoo About a week after James was killed by the bandit leader.
Hope the fourth member isnt someone you know and hate.
Find your drunk fourth member/