Realize they’re going to sacrifice you regardless of what you say. Then realize that by letting them sacrifice you because you know you’re not righteous you’re being righteous. Realize that the only way out of this is to be petty and fight for your life before they sacrifice you.
Go to your happy place, then realize that since you slaughtered an entire night elf village, you’re not really righteous and tell them so. Even if they still sacrifice you, it won’t do anything for them.
do something so perverted off screen that you are tainted forever
or
“Nefen ilen curolina itola catir orola in lesimis” since you eventually have to imitate another elves deeds
I agree with John. Remind them that you, you know, killed that entire peaceful village of night elves. You don’t really qualify as “righteous” at this point.
Explain that you aren’t really righteous enough to be used in this way. Bring up examples of your wicked deeds, real or otherwise.
Drunken vault to FREEDOM!!!
Summon Richeous Elemental!
Good thing you just killed all those night elves.
Quickly become unrighteous by killing the guy behind you.
or
Quickly become unrighteous by killing the guy behind you… IN A DRUNKEN RAGE!
Moonelfs to the resque
Good thing your not a rightous man.. Ya know, because you slaughterd a entire village of night elfs just because they might like hellspawn.
You’re drunk.. .AND have a sword. What are you waiting for?!
Realize they’re going to sacrifice you regardless of what you say. Then realize that by letting them sacrifice you because you know you’re not righteous you’re being righteous. Realize that the only way out of this is to be petty and fight for your life before they sacrifice you.
Shake off your captors and run like hell.
Spit on him and swear revenge.
Drink adrenalin potion and then Vault to your freedom!
Discover that you’re not all that righteous.
who ever said anything about you being righteous
Conjure Defences. Lots and lots of Defences.
after all you did just slaughter an entire civilization
Die
Go to your happy place, then realize that since you slaughtered an entire night elf village, you’re not really righteous and tell them so. Even if they still sacrifice you, it won’t do anything for them.
Cause the ritual to go horribly wrong because you weren’t that righteous, really.
Betrayed by your best friend, question what you did to deserve this.
do something so perverted off screen that you are tainted forever
or
“Nefen ilen curolina itola catir orola in lesimis” since you eventually have to imitate another elves deeds
Confess in your stupor that you just slaughtered a whole village, like, a day ago and laugh in their faces.
Wait, Is burning down a village of hippies righteous?
Conjure defenses from the scar.
Do something horribly unrighteous
Wet robes/ armor.
Ask if they can substitute vomit for blood.
Loose righteousness and probably honor by kicking them all in the groin.
Tell them how you righteously burned down an entire village when one of them questioned you.
Confess to genocide.
List all of the many things that do not make you righteous
Warn them that you are so righteous that the scar will be to large for them to contain.
Throw your cot at “Wade”.
Devalue yourself.
Explain that you have committed a genocide like a day ago, and that your soul id probably a bit muddy right now.
I agree with John. Remind them that you, you know, killed that entire peaceful village of night elves. You don’t really qualify as “righteous” at this point.
Ask how much blood they need and hope it isn’t a lot.
They shouldn’t mess with Nathan Ferris when he is intoxicated.
They dun goofed.
THEY DUN GOOFED!
Haggle
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Just how much blood are we talking about here
or
How much blood
or
Quickly become unrighteous
Take pride on how you killed the innocent night elves. Righteously.
Tell him about your recent genocidal attack on a long hidden race of elves. Back it up by telling him you also laugh at old people in your spare time.
Do something unrighteous.