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The vampire family. Snap snap

Go outside and pray to the gods you will burn to death

The sun doesn’t kill you, but you find something more interesting – you’re in a place that’s bigger than you expected. To put in simple terms – you’re on the third floor…of the left wing of the house.

What do you do?

32 Suggestions for “The vampire family. Snap snap”

  1. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Ask why they vampirized you.

  2. lostaname says:

    go ‘Gomez’ on Melie to fit in with this ‘Adams’-crew

  3. lostaname says:

    Try to find the housekeeper and force it to say ‘UUUURGH you rang?’ in a really low voice.

    or

    Some other Adams Family ref

  4. Hero122 says:

    Ask what happened, and where you sre.

  5. Jack says:

    Embrace the high life.

  6. pieman170 says:

    back to james and ask “what dose this have to do with me?”

  7. CMP says:

    Demand to know where you are and why they brought you here.

  8. TSSL says:

    Go to the second floor of the right wing.

  9. ka'elin says:

    freak out

  10. Myself says:

    Throw yourself off the balcony and pray to the gods you’re crushed to death

  11. Limette says:

    Become hysteric

  12. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Prepare yourself for the eventuality of this ‘Master’ discovering your presence.

  13. Ironpenguin says:

    Attempt to see if you can fly.

  14. Loof says:

    Check if you sparkle

  15. necoo says:

    give the third floor of the west wing of the house what it deserves

  16. Crazycolorz5 says:

    Jump

  17. KeJoRo says:

    Obtain a Rhevale rulebook and read about your newfound racial stats.

  18. Riaxh says:

    go and meet your new brothers and sisters.

  19. Jakob says:

    JUMP!

  20. Hiimgod says:

    Slip into your new vamprism with some healthy wangst.

  21. zeta-mus says:

    Refuse to drink blood
    or
    Ask if you can survive on animal blood
    or
    Determine their allegiance

  22. Eridan the Pirate says:

    Ask if they have any other goth attire.

  23. dragon says:

    break down and cry.

  24. dragon says:

    the gods clearly hate you: ask them why.

  25. LolaDaRogue says:

    Kill anything that sparkles in sunlight.

  26. LolaDaRogue says:

    Stay out of the west wing…it’s forbidden.

  27. Los Lobos. says:

    Crash this place. Via the magic of alcohol.

  28. Realmhopper says:

    Angst

  29. Koyal says:

    Use multiple vaults between the windows and other stuff to get into the first floor and leave.

  30. KZero says:

    Be someone more interesting.

    OR

    James: Ask for an intermission.

  31. Blue_Elite says:

    Q&A time.

  32. Darian says:

    James: Ask whether the rest of this story is actually still relevant to the plot of the overall webcomic.

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