Go outside and pray to the gods you will burn to death

The sun doesn’t kill you, but you find something more interesting – you’re in a place that’s bigger than you expected. To put in simple terms – you’re on the third floor…of the left wing of the house.
What do you do?





Ask why they vampirized you.
go ‘Gomez’ on Melie to fit in with this ‘Adams’-crew
Try to find the housekeeper and force it to say ‘UUUURGH you rang?’ in a really low voice.
or
Some other Adams Family ref
Ask what happened, and where you sre.
Embrace the high life.
back to james and ask “what dose this have to do with me?”
Demand to know where you are and why they brought you here.
Go to the second floor of the right wing.
freak out
Throw yourself off the balcony and pray to the gods you’re crushed to death
Become hysteric
Prepare yourself for the eventuality of this ‘Master’ discovering your presence.
Attempt to see if you can fly.
Check if you sparkle
give the third floor of the west wing of the house what it deserves
Jump
Obtain a Rhevale rulebook and read about your newfound racial stats.
go and meet your new brothers and sisters.
JUMP!
Slip into your new vamprism with some healthy wangst.
Refuse to drink blood
or
Ask if you can survive on animal blood
or
Determine their allegiance
Ask if they have any other goth attire.
break down and cry.
the gods clearly hate you: ask them why.
Kill anything that sparkles in sunlight.
Stay out of the west wing…it’s forbidden.
Crash this place. Via the magic of alcohol.
Angst
Use multiple vaults between the windows and other stuff to get into the first floor and leave.
Be someone more interesting.
OR
James: Ask for an intermission.
Q&A time.
James: Ask whether the rest of this story is actually still relevant to the plot of the overall webcomic.