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They are not

Tell her what you’ve seen in war

Yea well…they still smell!

What do you do?

24 Suggestions for “They are not”

  1. Loof says:

    Slap her hippy shit.

  2. Kamikaze says:

    No wonder she thought you were gonna exterminate her people, they’re nuts.

    Kill her and burn down her village, and become a hero for defeating an entire army of people allied with Hellspawn.

  3. 23skidoosh says:

    Second the slapping.

  4. Hero122 says:

    Remind her their all being led by an evil Dragonborn.

  5. Azreal341 says:

    Leave, these people are useless.

  6. Ethan says:

    Ask Enn if she has seen your other party members.

  7. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Comply with their wishes by leading in as many hellspawn as you can find.

  8. eggface says:

    Kill this fools,we already have enough with 2 kind of elves

  9. Crazycolorz5 says:

    Keep killing. What she says is anti-governmental propaganda.

  10. Ek says:

    Does she actually think people go to Hell for being unhappy? Is she actually talking about the same thing you are? I second Wolfe M. Howler. The only right thing to do is to introduce her to some hellspawn.

  11. Riaxh says:

    well the only way to free the hellspawn is defeat the one controling them.

  12. Paul says:

    How about we, I don’t know, listen just a little longer to see if she’s crazy before we kill her, her dog, and her village?

  13. TSSL says:

    Realize that you’ve been living a lie.

  14. Masuhiro says:

    I third the slapping

  15. an alien says:

    Get some hellspawn in the village.

  16. Paul says:

    … actually, slapping does sound fun. I fourth it.

  17. Blue_Elite says:

    Try to see things from her view.

    OR

    Have your possible revelation and new look on life be interrupted by an attack from the hellspawn.

  18. Traelos says:

    Fifth on the hippy slapping

  19. Layman says:

    You don’t have time for a philosophical debate. At least one of your comrades is dead and the other is missing. Find out where you are and report this to your ranking officer.

  20. Koyal says:

    Curse you GM for ignoring my spoilers! Curse youuuuuuuuuuuu!
    also…

    Try to see the matter through her eyes, maybe the hellspawn aren’t simply evil, maybe they are lost in need of help.

    or

    Wrap up this tale and move on to the next.

  21. Hiimgod says:

    I sixth slapping
    or
    Shrug and not care because they’re still trying to kill you.

  22. M!kyle says:

    Ignore her and finish your story, hopefully she’ll understand sooner or later.

  23. valen says:

    i seventh the slapping.
    or
    DOUBLE slap her

  24. Kouk says:

    Tell her they’re following an evil wizard.

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