Patrol
This blows. There is absolutely no one here! If you weren’t such a patriot you’d say that you’re just bait for any stray hellspawn troops.
What do you do?
Author’s note: The entire WDYD cast is at GMchris’ grandma’ birthday party and can’t show up for today’s first panel.
Practice your combat skills
Suggest a different game if only to shut them up.
Conjure defenses around camp.
Sit down with those 2 and converse with them.
Suggest the quiet game.
Go insane with the boredom.
Storm off angrily.
practice your sword skill on any stray hellspawn that happens to pass you by.
Wait for something to happen.
Next
OR
Don’t need to sleep, because you like to copy elves So. Damn. Much.
Hear a story from your two compatriots
Try to get your companions to sing a rousing song with you.
Realize that you are just bait for any stray hellspawn troops.
deep thoughts
Be the best damn bait you can be. Run around screaming.
move away from the camp.
Ask why Amy doesn’t have a rank.
hear their backstories so they won’t die.
realise the only reason why your actualy in this army is because Your not actualy a patriot?
Seconding that wizard.
James: Be impatient and ask the knight to fast foward to action.
Research your abilities.
Read a page out of your rulebook.
Get out there and be the best darn bait you can be!
go… COMPLETELY INSANE
Spot some new hellspawn.
Fix your hair so you look more like yourself.
or
Fall into a sandtrap
or
Return to camp to annoy your fellow baitees
Spy something that starts with “H”.
Betray teammates
Enjoy grandma’s cake.
Stray too far from the others.
YEAH hardcore partying at Grandma’s place.
recover from your hangover.
Create a hellspawn just so you can destroy it.
Chastise your team members for slacking
or
Consider whether having a fire lit is a good idea
or
Stay awake
or
Ask about the fourth member
Break the fourth wall and see Chris’s grandmothers party.
Involve your grandmother in the next panel as some horrific shrew
or
Involve your grandmother in the next panel as some beautiful old fairy or something like that.