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Vault!

Vault away from the monster before it attacks you again

As you vault back to dodge the monster’s next attack, you remember a rule. Well, more of an advice from your battle training. “When you vault,” your trainer said, “Always, and I mean ALWAYS make sure you can land safe.” You are not good with rules today.

What do you do?

28 Suggestions for “Vault!”

  1. Loof says:

    Go splat.

  2. Ethan says:

    Land safely.

  3. Bentendowhis says:

    Conjure yourself bouncy.

  4. BCH says:

    Conjure defense on yourself!

  5. hero122 says:

    Conjure yourself bouncy!

  6. Liefizul says:

    Aim for a shrub and vault off that before it gives way.

  7. Skullbearer says:

    Forget the rules of physics, land on your face with gumption!

  8. Duck says:

    Resist the fall.

  9. Traelos says:

    Conjure yourself bouncy.

    OR

    Land safely, silently thanking the Farthorian Secret Service for helping you steal all of the good luck out of some certain blonde elf once way back when…

  10. ChaoticBrain says:

    Get rescued.

  11. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Conjure defenses.

  12. Riaxh says:

    land unsafely.

  13. Matt says:

    Get saved by the plot

  14. Klyka says:

    Follow Newtons 3 laws in order.

  15. Ek says:

    You may not be good with rules today, but you are excellent with advice. Land safely, exactly as planned.

  16. Demonio Penguino says:

    Remember what class you are and use that class’ skills to get yourself out of there.

  17. TSSL says:

    Surrender on condition that they not hurt your lovely hair.

  18. Hiimgod says:

    Prepare for a painful landing.

  19. Batterysphere says:

    Get saved by the plot.

  20. DKB says:

    Land safely.

  21. SecretAgent000 says:

    Cast Conjure Defenses before you land.

  22. TJ says:

    Land rather UNsafely.

  23. Shadow says:

    Pray that you land safely.

  24. zeta-mus says:

    Remember what your trainer said about falling from heights
    or
    Land on your feet with your knees bent
    or
    Roll away from the landing

  25. Myself says:

    Die

  26. necoo says:

    the end next of the 4 stories pls

  27. Mister Snow says:

    Prepare for impact.

  28. That one guy says:

    Go splat.

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