Wake up
You open your eyes to see an elf unlike any other you’ve seen before. You’re not even sure if she’s an elf. She might be a half-demon with long ears or something.
What do you do?
Wake up
You open your eyes to see an elf unlike any other you’ve seen before. You’re not even sure if she’s an elf. She might be a half-demon with long ears or something.
What do you do?
Ask the right questions.
Pull yourself out of bed. A good soldier never sleeps.
Tell her the truth.
Initiate conversation while gradually falling in love.
Tell her it depends on who in the world are her people.
Demand to know what is going on while reassuring her you are not here to harm her
Learn to fly, by throwing yourself at the ground and missing. Flying should give a good enough impression of authority for you to ask the right questions, and get answers.
OR
Fail miserably, possibly even fail at failing.
And no that is not a double negative.
Tell her you’re here to steal their resources and blow up their trees.
or
Learn their native language and become one of them.
or
Lie.
Ask about her people.
Ogle her glowy cleavage.
Tell her that your mission was to sit around with your thumb up your ass, so no.
Inform her of your mission
or
Feign ignorance
or
Feign amnesia
or
Learn a bit more before responding
or
Insist that you are the one asking the questions
Ask her if she ate a tiny galaxy or something. Also, tell her you’re a good guy.
Explain to her that you mean no harm and that you didn’t even know of her race.
Also proceed to ask her what her race is.
say the first thing that comes into your head.
Pretend to have lost memory.
You have no time to waste with such creatures,leave
or
You have no time to waste with such creatures,kill them
Withhold information
She ain’t hellspawn, so be frank.
“As long as your aren’t giant spikey hellspawns that killed my squad, no.”
DENY EVERYTHING
See if you can move your legs.
Tell the truth.
or
Pretend to think about it for a long time…
or
Say “No”.
or
Just say no.
or
Say yes just to see what happens.
or
Pretend to still be in a daze and kiss her.
Tell her you aren’t here to kill her people, and find a tactful way to ask exactly what people that is.
Attempt to cure her glowing rash.
Fall in love.
Say, “no” in the least convincing way possible.
Mad dash to the exit before she hits you again.
Tell her what happened.