Ragequit
or
Torture yourself to deny them the satisfaction
or
Deny them any sort of satisfaction
or
Release them from the amulet
or
Un-capture them in the amulet
Quit being your usual self, and come to the task of engaging in an epic battle with Sparkface, then remember your lost arm and complain thats why you lost
Make fun of his face.
Make fun of the fact that his metaphor is terrible.
Ragequit
or
Torture yourself to deny them the satisfaction
or
Deny them any sort of satisfaction
or
Release them from the amulet
or
Un-capture them in the amulet
Ask what the deal is with his mouth.
OR
Point out he has a silly name.
OR
Offer Sparkface your ice cream.
Throw ice cream at Sparkface.
Challenge him to a game of Chinese checkers.
Facepalm at EVERYTHING about him.
Cast a random spell, with unexpected results.
Cast as many spells as you can.
Challenge him to a game light cycles.
*Challenge him to a game of light cycles.
Magnetify sparkface
Make fun of his crotch-armor
‘Why the long face?’
or
Tell him that his feet are on fire.
or
Ask why he thinks burning the place makes for a great escape plan.
Comment about his codpiece.
Become a player again by donning a ridiculous feather hat and diamond cane.
At the mention of pawn, challenge him to a game of chess
Berate him on his appearance.
Speak to him only in Pig Latin.
Make fun of his suggestive belt.
Ask him what does he wants
Counter with your own chess puns.
ROLE FOR INITIATIVE!!!!!
your lost here. Ask Joshua what you can do to save yourself. promise him freedom.
Start singing for no apparent reason.
Remind him that his name should be Buzzface
Cast Electric Barrier
Introduce yourself to this stranger.
Giggle at the realization of how silly his name is.
Inform Sparkface that he was never the player, but that he can go on being a pawn if he likes.
OR
Ask the red guy what his name was again.
OR
Allow Joshua to save your life and help you escape, but only because that’s what HE wants to do and you’re such a great guy.
Freezolate him.
conjure bouncy on him
Make fun of his belt.
Chess is too complicated, ask if he can use Checkers metaphors instead
Ignore him, damnit!
Notice that the amulet is still in your inventory.
OR
Create a paradox by capturing him in the amulet while inside of the amulet.
Combine your powers with Joshua’s and doubleteam Sparkface.
Trap them all in the digital trinket certainly have
Quit being your usual self, and come to the task of engaging in an epic battle with Sparkface, then remember your lost arm and complain thats why you lost
point out he doesn’t exist in the amulet because he isn’t on the inventory page
Start singing.
Start singing.
Point out the fact that his face isn’t sparky at all.